This is amazing.phamnotof wrote:today on phil is my slytherin prince:
he's just so in control of the public perception of himself, to a point where he even *makes* the drink and is in charge or distributing it, because he wants to be on alert, doesn't want the walls to slip, so this way, he knows what he's drinking, and he can stop when he wants (generally, refills are a very common thing on tipsy talk, you know? this was, if anything, sugar high talk)
he starts off by interviewing *hazel*, for god's sake, it's amazing, she barely even notices
when she brings up real stuff, he gets jokey and tries playing it off several times, because this is not what AP is about, right?
he even brings a prop chicken to fill the time with, to control the tone of the interview & make it lighthearted rather than deeply introspective I AM SO FASCINATED THIS ISN'T A JUDGEMENT IT'S JUST LIKE, WOW, WATCHING YOU WORK IS KINDA AMAZING
(loved it though, it was fun and funny and you could tell they like each other & would actually hang out privately. makes all the difference. also, hazel is so pretty and )
Please continue to share your analyses of Phil the Slytherin prince. I love it.
Two more interesting moments:
1) Now I've Got Milk And Dib-Dab All Over My Crotch
Did he intentionally spill on his lap to make himself seem more tipsy and/or to empty his drink a bit without drinking from it?
(brb gonna go analyze how much liquid is in his glass throughout the video)
2) J-Law
P - "They do, they poop."
H - "They do poop."
p - [looks directly into camera] "Even Jennifer Lawrence."
Teasing Dan or trolling the phandom? You decide.










