Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages

[SquishPhan]

Phil looks cute in that pic, being all pouty.

And yeah that definitely means, imo, that they aren't moving anytime soon.

[Countllamas]

I'm dying at Phil having to soundproof the gaming video. Guess that's what happens when you move to a swanky part of town, boys! Your rich as fuck neighbours are probably old farts with high-powered jobs to get to in the morning and don't appreciate Dan's screeching coming through the wall at 2 AM.

I wonder if it was the Crash Bandicoot video that finally did for them. Hilarious.

seems so

[alittledizzy]

And yeah that definitely means, imo, that they aren't moving anytime soon.

That was definitely my first thought.

......... and then I remembered him tweeting the pic of the drink from the Singapore place two months later with no context.

[flarequake]

Phil looks cute in that pic, being all pouty.

And yeah that definitely means, imo, that they aren't moving anytime soon.

Even my mum appreciated his cute pout. He did say on Twitter that he's preparing in case, sounds like they haven't had complaints so far, but yeah, I forgot they might be filming really late. Wouldn't do for the most wholesome cleancut boys to get a reputation as obnoxious YouTubers.

[rizzo]

And yeah that definitely means, imo, that they aren't moving anytime soon.

That was definitely my first thought.

......... and then I remembered him tweeting the pic of the drink from the Singapore place two months later with no context.

mte. and if i really want put on my tin hat, who's to say he knocked anything over and isn't just taking them down?



other options include: he and janice's new baby is loud af and he wants to block that out.

[malday]

And yeah that definitely means, imo, that they aren't moving anytime soon.

That was definitely my first thought.

......... and then I remembered him tweeting the pic of the drink from the Singapore place two months later with no context.

I was just about to step off this train but I think i'm going to ride it for a little longer.

[sparkle]

And yeah that definitely means, imo, that they aren't moving anytime soon.

That was definitely my first thought.

......... and then I remembered him tweeting the pic of the drink from the Singapore place two months later with no context.

can we get a definitive date on this? Is it maybe from march/april? If they lurk on IDB it makes sense they think I'm on to them and are trying to cover up

[neetbuzzer]

it's A+ that dan's video (still need to watch it though) has inspired so many people to unearth their hot topic riddled pasts. tumblr has been a tripp pants available in sizes xxs or xxl only for some reason lately with all the selfies

also SECOND v-day video leak? like... recently? wat

random:
-the emo scene died in 2015?! wtf it seemed like it went full corpse like '09 at the latest
-the idea of the emo/scene... scene p much being the lgbt+ scene (for that generation) is Really Interesting to me, and not completely off base i don't think. it's honestly bizarre, looking back. like 12 year old me remembers coming out to some random girl i barely knew in casual conversation before class one day, but then i didn't actually come out til i was 19. what the whole fuck, baby me. what were you thinking
-i love phil's #branding, partly because it's never been fixed (weird to surreal to "and now with extra dan" to "someone pls think of the children (in the audience)!" to now) so i'm not too worried about it tbh
-i agree that if i were that photogenic at 16 i wouldn't feel too weird about posting my ridiculous emo selfies, haha! although one benefit of learning one's ~myspace angles~ is that you also tended to learn your actual angles as well
-there was a massive contingent of emo/scene kids at my school, and if they got picked on it was for the lifestyle associations (sexuality, self-harm, OTT myspace pages) more than the fashion. the music was much more mainstream than any of us wanted to admit (at least where i lived) so no one was getting shit for wearing a my chem shirt after like, 2006 lmao. although once in 8th grade someone called me goth at a halloween dance for wearing a green day t-shirt i can't
-i'm honestly relieved on behalf of their neighbors for them having to soundproof their gaming room. rewatching old videos of theirs had me clutching my pearls when i realized how fucking exuberant they could be!
-i've no idea about any moving theories bc i'm behind af, last video i watched was the rat collab
-touching once more on anti-emo/scene sentiment, i know people who got in some shit for piercings/hair color (including me) from a very specific subset of adults (i.e. shitty, "traditional" ones) and of course the "you'll never get a job!!1!11" contingent (because obviously the one immutable facet of blue hair is that IT'S FOREVER rme) but for the most part, i think kids who gravitated towards that aesthetic were kind of weird already, and likely to be a bit on the fringes, so it's hard to tease out if they would have been left alone anyways. if that makes sense? also does anyone remember the ridiculous pop culture mentions of emo/scene stuff? there was this one scene in the tv show Bones that comes to mind, lord save us

tl;dr this whole thing has made me feel about a thousand years old, rip

[thephandommenace]

And yeah that definitely means, imo, that they aren't moving anytime soon.

That was definitely my first thought.

......... and then I remembered him tweeting the pic of the drink from the Singapore place two months later with no context.

mte. and if i really want put on my tin hat, who's to say he knocked anything over and isn't just taking them down?



other options include: he and janice's new baby is loud af and he wants to block that out.

You all make excellent points
I'm jumping back on this train
neetbuzzer +1

[fondsmiles]

And yeah that definitely means, imo, that they aren't moving anytime soon.

That was definitely my first thought.

......... and then I remembered him tweeting the pic of the drink from the Singapore place two months later with no context.

mte. and if i really want put on my tin hat, who's to say he knocked anything over and isn't just taking them down?



other options include: he and janice's new baby is loud af and he wants to block that out.

I just love that the point that seemed most logical to you in this scenario is phil blocking out his baby's screams, not him protecting their neighbours.
phil really is such a snek, having all those babies with janice and sabrina and then still living with dan and not even caring for his children when they're upset. worst dad ever.

[obscureDnPreference]

LS in Dan's bedroom!

[JustMe]

Haha I was just on Dan's Younow page waiting for him to come online, and I think he was accidentally logged in to Phil's account because you can see who they're watching before they came online and it said Phil lester and then suddenly changed into Daniel howell

[malday]

Why is he showing off his room, i thought they were never going to show it, strange!

[sparkle]

Why is he showing off his room, i thought they were never going to show it, strange!

m-o-v-i-n-g

[SquishPhan]

Why is he showing off his room, i thought they were never going to show it, strange!

I mean he only showed us a bit, and with horrible lighting I might add, so I don't feel like I got a lot wiser. But yeah it is strange that he is doing it from this bedroom.

[quercussp]

Dan's bedroom is like three times the size of "Phil's bedroom"

[fondsmiles]

dan was probably like "uh the dweebs on idb are figuring out we're moving so let's throw them off somehow yeah" and then they decided on phil posting that picture with the sound tiles (they hadn't fallen off, they didn't even stick them on yet, they just bought them for the new house) and now dan is gonna look on idb again and be all sad that y'all are still tinhatting it. have some respect for their distraction efforts, will you.

(also, MOON ROOM MOON ROOM MOON ROOM)

edit: i didn't quite listen to what he said but then i heard "queerer" and now he's got my attention again. sorry daniel. (that's called cocktail party effect btw, wikipedia that for your browsing session tonight)

edit2: i lied i didn't pay attention again and now he said "gay" and i regret not listening

[obscureDnPreference]

I always figured they did editing in the gaming room, so it's a bit of a revelation that Phil is editing on the usual Dan ls computer. Or at least they had their own spaces to edit.

[sparkle]

dan was probably like "uh the dweebs on idb are figuring out we're moving so let's throw them off somehow yeah" and then they decided on phil posting that picture with the sound tiles (they hadn't fallen off, they didn't even stick them on yet, they just bought them for the new house) and now dan is gonna look on idb again and be all sad that y'all are still tinhatting it. have some respect for their distraction efforts, will you.

(also, MOON ROOM MOON ROOM MOON ROOM)

edit: i didn't quite listen to what he said but then i heard "queerer" and now he's got my attention again. sorry daniel. (that's called cocktail party effect btw, wikipedia that for your browsing session tonight)

I'm holding out for an angry Phil DM

[beczor]

me... crying softly... about dan vocalising the link between lgbt ppl and how emo was more accepting to them, and other cultures were too hyper masculine. cry. so soft and open and lovely. the whole like 20 min 'rant'. i appreciate him.

[SquishPhan]

Well they did have noise complaints. lol. I'm not surprised.

[interruptfireworks]

have y'all seen this..... it's just...... interesting (i was skeptical but the person also said in a reply that phil's bedroom floor is white so hmmm )

[lurker]

me... crying softly... about dan vocalising the link between lgbt ppl and how emo was more accepting to them, and other cultures were too hyper masculine. cry. so soft and open and lovely. the whole like 20 min 'rant'. i appreciate him.

yes

since he linked the sound proof tiles directly to a complaint from the neighbours, i'd say it's safe to get on the moving train again

i'm confused about him showing the moon room though, i was so convinced we'd never see it!

fancybum i hope you count "this is pretty ace" as an unprompted phil mention in your stats

[SneakyLizard]

He's in such a good mood, its like hanging out with a friend today. Ye gods I like this kid so much. Just... He's making my heart all warm

[hopinglester]

have y'all seen this..... it's just...... interesting (i was skeptical but the person also said in a reply that phil's bedroom floor is white so hmmm )

Phil's white floor:

Funnily the floor in the centipede photo still looks a bit weird to me, I remember the discussion some thread ago but yeah how.... surprising...... might this mean.... that they both sleep.... in the same room...?????