Phil liveshow - 13 JULY 2017 - NOT ANOTHER BUZZFEED QUIZ!

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:37 - No sunglasses on Phil. False advertising. He's aware of his crime, wants us to call the ASA on him.
1:20 - Phil's struggle decorating a curved wall. (Dan's clickety clack typing begins.)
2:12 - Phil is not sick. Crisis averted.
2:51 - Crash Bandicoot. Phil has every level complete, every crystal including colored gems, every relic on Crash 1. (Dan helped.)
4:17 - The zebra on Phil's shirt is "living his best life."
4:57 - Someone in chat tells him that gray is not his color. "Sip of water as I recover from those hurt feelings."
5:21 - More clickety clack.
5:36 - ET has been soiled forever by Tyler Oakley's alien watersports dreams.
5:56 - Phil has Incredibly Correct Opinions on pineapple pizza.
7:17 - Might play Crash Bandicoot on the gaming channel "in some way" in the future.
7:35 - Instagram is sending them to Wimbledon men's final. Phil is excited, giving himself a crash course in how tennis is scored.
8:42 - Brief detour into meteorologist Phil as he explains what a black cloud is.
11:29 - "Pale science teacher." Dan's critique on Phil's shirt.
12:56 - Pug shirt wins the battle of the shirts.
9:13 - Summary of things Phil is concerned about with Wimbledon: not knowing the scoring, it raining, getting sunburnt, making stupid faces on camera, wearing a shirt that's too pale/doesn't stand out, getting the etiquette of eating strawberries and cream and drinking Pimms wrong, falling onto the court, if he needs an umbrella, taking a mac, whether he'll have to carry a mac around if he takes one.
13:29 - Phil does not trust the intentions of flamingos.
14:52 - Snowdude was the original catfish.
15:06 - He's a little bit scared of horses, but Horse Prince helped. "Maybe it was the human face. Just put a pretty anime boy on the horse's face." He'll use a mask from Haru if he goes horseback riding again.
15:51 - Phil rode a horse that just wanted to eat the butt of the horse in front of him. Kinky.
16:53 - Phil isn't jealous of Dan's green thumb, he just appreciates Dan watering the plants.
17:39 - Charity shirt updates.
18:03 - Day has been rather Crash Bandicoot-y.
18:13 - New Phil video tomorrow. Two special guests. Format he's never done before. "Many years in his brain."
19:00 - Promoting Dan's new video. "Real funny lol-fest."
Phil says it's Dan's worst qualities, then says it's his real qualities. What is the truth.
19:24 - Spiderman Homecoming thoughts.
21:12 - Phil has adjusted to the cardboard boxes.
21:36 - Game of Thrones is coming back.
22:50 - Cinema snacks: Phil's a fan of the coke float.
22:46 - Phil uses the daily mix on Spotify. "Daily mix 3, out of all the numbers."
24:10 - More background clicks.
24:44 - Summer used to seem endless, but now six weeks flies by.
24:00 - Primary school summertime nostalgia. Went to Portugal every summer. Cats in the house made him sneeze because they slept on his pillow.
25:47 - Scary because there were lots of religious statues and deer skulls. He was scared when he'd be left there alone at 12 or 13. Story about people in a car driving up and hiding under the bed.
26:49 - Religious imagery and animal skulls freak him out.
26:57 - Lots of wasps and flies in (that house in) Portugal.
27:13 - Second scary story; power surge that made lights explode, the tv pop, and plug in mosquito repellents all melted or set on fire. It made him scared of electricity for a while.
28:05 - Phil doesn't have many opinions on slime, besides Instagram recommends it and the topless boy showering his horse down.
29:00 - Phil has already booked his tickets for Dunkirk at the IMAX. (Dan clicking and typing all throughout the background here.) Quickly adds that it isn't for a while so no one camps out at the theater.
29:49 - Stranger Things season 2
30:19 - Animal Crossing
30:45 - Asked about renting. "Look carefully at contract. Landlords want your money." They haven't had terrible landlord situations.
31:45 - He had some "proper cowboy landlords" at university. House was practically falling down, but that's just university life.
32:03 - He will not be caught out by your [anal tampons] group chat names again.
32:52 - Advice for making friends at college? Phil wasn't good at making friends in college, but suggests joining societies at university.
33:55 - Phil liked unicorns before it was cool
34:11 - "Do another buzzfeed quiz, says Dan." Phil finds a quiz to tell him where he should go on Holiday.
34:40 - Q1: His ideal date? Dinner and a movie.
34:47 - Q2: What food does he like? Fries.
35:07 - Q3: What describes him? Party rocker. (Sure, Phil.)
35:37 - Q4: Favorite outdoor activity? Drinking/bbq.
35:59 - Q5: Pick an app? Makes a joke about Tinder, then quickly clarifies he just meant it as a joke. Actual answer: game, so Temple Run 2.
36:25 - Q6: What would he bring in a zombie apocalypse? Makes fun of yoga mat answer, chooses car.
37:02 - Q7: Dream home? He picks hotel if it's free, because room service whenever you want.
37:29 - Q8: Biggest regret of his life? Waking up before ten am.
37:53 - Results: He should go to an all-inclusive resort. He is laid back. A good "holiday bud."
38:24 - Give him a sunbed, a good book, and a tropical drink and he's good. Welcomes people to theoretically join him at the resort. (But only theoretically, because we all know Phil ain't fucking around with fans on his holidays. Except that one fan he takes with him.)
39:00 - He thinks the sun has health benefits and jesus christ Dan could your keyboard he any louder.
39:21 - Autumn, the cruel temptress.
39:49 - Anthony uploaded bloopers with "ya boy Danny" in them.

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Dan and Misc Watch 2017
NOT ANOTHER BUZZFEED QUIZ! (July 13, 2017)

Prompted Dan Mention

16:50 (chat) Are you jealous of Dan's newfound green thumb?
"I'm not jealous, but I appreciate him living in this house and actually watering the plants. I mean, that is a good thing, that he does that, because otherwise they would all be brown."

21:05 (chat) If in ten weeks, there's still cardboard in the background of DanAndPhilGAMES-
"I've kind of adjusted to it." "Are we allowed to keep it? Or should we get tables, I don't know. It's not offending me as much as it used to"
-my god I moved a year ago and I've still got unpacked boxes, some of us are just monsters that the world needs to accept

Unprompted Dan Mention

11:10 (showing off a potential shirt for Wimbledon) "[This one has] random, really small zoo animals in the wrong colours. Which I think is a nice shirt, however from afar, it doesn't look like anything. So, this might not be my favourite. It's also kind of white, so it makes me look like a pale- as Dan said, 'a pale science teacher'. Thanks, Dan. (laughs)"

18:50 "Also, while you're waiting for [my new video, being posted tomorrow], why not check out Dan's new video. That was a real funny lol-fest" "Go check that out on Dan's channel if you want a little lol this evening, I thought it was funny"

36:05 (taking quiz, Tinder is an option) “Well, after Dan’s video, Tinder would be a good choice #notspon”

40:50 “Look forward to my video tomorrow! I’m really happy with it, I think it’s a funny one. So I hope you enjoy that. Go watch Dan’s video if you’ve not seen that"

Neutral Dan Mention

2:50 "I've been playing a lot of Crash Bandicoot" "[Anybody that plays will be] impressed by this: I've got - along with Dan, I'm not gonna take all the credit, Dan helped - I got every level complete" Every crystal on every level etc etc tl;dr: they're crushing it

7:17 "Might play it on the gaming channel in some way in future"
-what do they keep meaning by 'in some way' just fucking play it, nobody's expecting a full playthrough, just do some levels and stfu give the people what they want *slamming all my fists on all the tables* FINALLY A CONSOLE GAME STOP TEASING IT GIV EME IT NOW

7:35 "In exciting news: on Sunday, I'm going to Wimbledon! Dan and I have been invited to Wimbledon by Instagram. Thanks Instagram!"

8:37 (chat) Take lots of selfies
"I think I will take a Wimbledon selfie of some kind"
-yes pls bring on the 2017 equivalent to the 2015 Star Wars premiere selfie. but like, dull.

14:25 "I've quite a few tweets recently of people that have met new friends because of me and Dan, and that's really nice, so if that's happened, that's cool. Hope you enjoy your new friendship. Make sure you know who they are before you meet them, though."
-unless you want to meet a cannibal and be eaten

Miscellaneous

5:55 (chat) Do you like pineapple pizza?
"No! What kind of monster are you?"
-wow I didn't need this abuse today

15:05 "I'm a little bit scared of horses, as you know. The Horse Prince video series kind of helped out slightly with that, maybe it was the human face. Just put a pretty anime boy on the horse's face-- maybe if I ever go ride a horse in the future, I'll just bring a mask of Haru from Free or something, just gallop along like that."
-take Dan's now that it's been dumped for the angry emoji pillow, it's prob looking for a good rebound

18:15 "New video tomorrow. It features not one, but two special guests and it is a format that I've never done before. Its been many years in my brain and now it's been released as a video." "Let's say 8pm, maybe”
-ok Danthony 3-way collab, cool. all my mind is doing is saying ‘they’re going to play a game’ but that’s not a new format, I don’t know what that means but I’m very cautiously excited.. maybe. They filmed in LA, either in a hotel or at Anthony’s place.. format... what does he MEAN
(if it’s a video with Cat I will actually jump off a cliff, imagine the reaction when everyone’s expecting Anthony omg)

22:25 "There's lots of 'clean us', I'm not cleaning you anymore. My last cleaning- it's just perfect, it's crystal clear. I'll let you know next time you need a good wash.”
-maybe he just didn't want to do it with Dan in the room being quietly judgemental even though there's totally nothing weird about it, we're just having a totally normal time, god Dan

28:03 (chat) Talk about slime
“I don’t have much to say on the matter, other than the fact that it keeps being recommended to me on my Instagram recommended feed. It’s either the topless boy showering his horse down or slime videos.”
-well there’s clearly an underserved market to take advantage of here: showering a topless boy (with one or both involved wearing a horse mask..) down with slime (leave actual horses out of this niche pls). Enjoy those nightmares mental images

28:45 (chat) DanAndPhilSLIME
"That is not going to be a channel, I’m sorry"

39:45 (chat) Anthony just uploaded bloopers
“Oh. Well there’s a liveshow excus- exclusive from me, I think Anthony might have uploaded some bloopers with ya boy Danny in them [so I’m leaving now]”
-Freudian slip! Any excuse to leave early, and bless him for his constant transparency there, I respect it

Phinal Tally: said ‘Dan’ 14 times
~14/41mins = 0.34 per min