Dan & Phil Part 58: Come in my lady door

[obvsly]

@ 2:17:

For this one, you need a generic boy sweatshirt/t-shirt, short brown boy hair very Beatles-esque, toys in your background, a cat nose and whiskers drawn crudely on your face, and a militia-esque fanbase of teenage girls primarily that would literally kill and die for you. Tada, you're Dan and/or Phil!

(I laughed.)

Thank you so much for this! I love Grace's humour and what she said was too true. The Liza Koshy one was ouch! though.

Also, I want Phil's version of the Autumn Dan boomerang now. You can't tell me there isn't one. When is Phil gonna let us see the soft and aesthetic side of him?

[Ewok]

now i'm imagining phil dropping leaves in front of his phone to make this happen and i'm giggling

lmao same, and also because Phil's tall, that he's reaching for a branch and shaking desperately for the picture while Dan looks on with his pensive gaze, muttering to Phil out of the corner of his mouth to shake harder

Couple goals. Honestly.

Also stop being so damn pretty dan howell. (Seriously I keep going back and looking at the second picture with grabby hands I just want to give him a squeeze)

[alch]

now i'm imagining phil dropping leaves in front of his phone to make this happen and i'm giggling

lmao same, and also because Phil's tall, that he's reaching for a branch and shaking desperately for the picture while Dan looks on with his pensive gaze, muttering to Phil out of the corner of his mouth to shake harder

I really want to see the other side of this picture now

[dancy]

also the photo quality here is not great and i just can't tell...the sweater here...it's not the same as the one he wore in the little nightmares vid/joint ls, is it? at first glance i thought it was but this one seems knit where the other one seemed almost like..fleece-y. for lack of a better word. thoughts?

EDIT: after watching approximately 3 seconds of the video again i can tell they're not the same. so what's with all the new black jumpers? and jacket and shoes? someone's been doing their fall/winter shopping i see.

I'm pretty sure it's the Yeezy sweater that he wore in his liveshow from October 17th! Funny thing is that in the ls before that, he mentioned that he "never" buys new clothes, only once a year when they're on sale or he'll beg friends or promoters to give him designer clothes for free.

[sugar]

also the photo quality here is not great and i just can't tell...the sweater here...it's not the same as the one he wore in the little nightmares vid/joint ls, is it? at first glance i thought it was but this one seems knit where the other one seemed almost like..fleece-y. for lack of a better word. thoughts?

EDIT: after watching approximately 3 seconds of the video again i can tell they're not the same. so what's with all the new black jumpers? and jacket and shoes? someone's been doing their fall/winter shopping i see.

I'm pretty sure it's the Yeezy sweater that he wore in his liveshow from October 17th! Funny thing is that in the ls before that, he mentioned that he "never" buys new clothes, only once a year when they're on sale or he'll beg friends or promoters to give him designer clothes for free.

makes sense! i guess i just thought it had more of a...collar? turtle neck?

[sunshinias]

Dan is so attractive I'm swooning

[parallel]

Honestly, Dan looks so cute in that photoset and I don't even like men... Phil is one lucky dude.

[autumnhearth]

Umm I love the fall pics. Obviously --->

Yesterday's video was cute, not quite what I was expecting, but the Dan vs Phil aspect worked well and it was nice to see the glee they experienced when they spooked each other.

Even though horror isn't my favorite, I too am hoping for something creepier tonight. Then maybe, just maybe Golf With Friends on Sunday? Pretty please.

[quercussp]

I saw that Grace Helbig mentioned deppy in her latest video, using the same youtube stereotype that their fan's are teenage girls who would die for them (which i guess is kinda true, but it still annoys me when other youtubers are dismissive, although in this case I think Grace wasn't really dismissive). Sorry if this is off-topic

[DatCog]

Love love love those autumn Dan photos! I've spent the last few days taking aesthetic autumn foliage photos so am in a very autumnal mood. Love the black woolly sweater and ripped jeans combo

Wonder what video we'll get tonight - got to say that I've been enjoying this year's Spooky Week more than last year's. While I really appreciate Silent Hills/Outlast, I unfortunately can't really watch them because they make me feel motion sick...if anyone knows how I can avoid this, please let me know! Definitely up for the haunted course on Golf with Friends either tonight or over the weekend.

[alch]

Predictions were right: It's golf with friends.

[sugar]

5 minutes in and there have already been at least 3 crack/hole innuendos...what am i in for

[liola]

Listen I'm only 5 minutes in but the way Phil leaned into Dan and said "oh you just wait Dan" all smooth and deep had me take a breath and pause the video

[autumnhearth]

Holy wow. Phil just kept leaning into Dan’s space and the lightning made him look older and I just... really love golf.

[Ewok]

I don't think I could have asked for more. Oh my god. This was adorable and hilarious and gahhh. Where did this extremely flirty Phil come from and can he stay forever?

[sugar]

that was so sexual...i really hope this is the mood they're in when they film the baking

[obscureDnPreference]

Okay so I loved that?? Good bants, good jump scares, good-looking lads.

[flarequake]

Good grief, Dan got so obnoxious in that, he’s a terrible gloater, and so naughty in that last jumpscare. I used to think Phil was the naughtier one, but any time I do, Dan comes along with something worse (scaring Phil in the quiet Barbican exhibition vs Phil spraying him with the atomiser, though the gummy bears was bad). And “witness my triangles”, glad he’s finally recognised the usefulness of maths Phil too with “yak balls” and goodness knows what else I’ve already forgotten. Enough phrases in this one to keep us going until next year. Dan hating having to wear that moulting hat almost makes up for how lopsided the scares were. I felt for Phil and his scare totally counted.

The level was a fun and cute design, loads of ideas thrown in, but not at all scary. They’re right, the sweets level looked scarier. The floating blue chairs reminded me of the tea party on the ceiling in Mary Poppins, you just need a happy thought to help you float up there. Well, this one had me grinning like a happy thing, I needed it after temporarily losing my cat and worrying half the day (she got really scared by something this morning and disappeared until dinner time).

Also, Dan telling Phil to wait so he stopped messing it up, and to take turns, boy was that cute. It’s so rare to see him in some sort of Dad/Dom mode.

[zazzed]

what kinda tension....my god

[malday]

All I got from that is they don't need to get a dog, Phil is the dog.

[liola]

Okay that was incredible.I lsighed out loud and also I'm full trashcan but a couple of times Phil leaned in SO MUCH I actually..could picture a kiss I'm full but seriously he was really REALLY flirty? Is it all the balls talk? Whatever it is, I never want it to end. Please. He looked so mature too like wow I know I'm a Phil girl but holy Phil. Halloween does him good.

Also Phil being the dog, I love furries

[SquishPhan]

That was such a good video. 10/10.
It was so funny, the innuendos were incredible as were the bants.
Will definitely rewatch.

[dontpanic]

whenever he posts shit like this my first thought is that i can't believe he makes phil take these pictures. and THEN i wonder if phil actually enjoys it. maybe phil loves being dan's photographer.guess we'll never know.

In that one video where Phil showed us old pictures on his phone, basically half his photos were of dan. Some were unironically aesthetic...

Back when Phil hired him to be his friend, Dan insisted adding a clause forcing Phil to be his personal photographer. Phil's gotta meet a monthly instagram-worthy-picture quota

Also to the Felix question--I would for sure start using add blocker again for them, but I'm not sure about what else. I think I'd become less invested in them but I wouldn't stop consuming their content immediately, just less of it, at least for a while. Idk, I hope I don't have to face this choice tho. I highly doubt they're stupid enough to collaborate with him anyway, dan wouldn't even utter his name in the live show.

Same with Marzia btw... #complicit

I would unapologetically watch a collab with Edgar and Maya though.

Edit for my terrible English

[allsaintshowell]

can the rest of spooky week and all of the time be like this video, please?

[sunshinias]

wtf was up with phil at 14:38 when he said "that was quite... supremely sexual."

like what about that was sexual phil

can the rest of spooky week and all of the time be like this video, please?

YES

although I want the rest of the videos to be genuinely scary so that Dan will fall out of his chair