Dan & Phil Part 58: Come in my lady door

[captainspacecoat]

Ps: who has pics of their kitchen/reason for thinking there’s two? I see that the Russian picture from the depression video doesn’t seem to be there but idk, maybe it was on a different wall or something? Or just didn’t fit the spooky vibe? I just want pics to compare pls thanks

This is the kitchen seen in the background of one of Dan's live shows (can't remember which), and it's definitely different to the one in this video. I'm not sure I'm on board with them having two completely separate flats as I can't see the point of that given that they've filmed in both, I feel like it's more likely their flat is just weird and has two kitchens? Although that also seems kind of strange and unlikely, whom knows tbh

I loved the video, don't have much else other to say other than that 'the literal other half' end screen ended my life.

[anonymousdork]

I lowkey was worried that this video would be good but not amazing. Cute and fun but nowhere near last year's video.

I was so wrong.

They love each other SO much. Say that love is platonic, say it's romantic - it doesn't really matter. Just seeing glimpses into how comfortable and bright and close and happy they are around each other is incredible. I don't understand why, but these sorts of videos really highlight that. They live together, spend so much time together, and never get tired of each other, never stop wanting to be with the other. Phil is Dan's literal other half, and although we might have known already, seeing them share it with us feels really special.

I know this is incoherent but wow.

[koalaselfie]

"the literal other half"
I swear I stared at that for about 2 minutes before I could fully comprehend that that was an actual thing typed in Phil's sub bubble???
Wow!!!
(I understand that it's a joke but like...the connotations of 'other half', at least as I know it, pretty strongly indicates romantic partnership! What cheeky shits )

Video was stupendous! Gonna rewatch for sure, although I do need to sleep now

[malday]

This video felt like it was made to go with Dan's re-branded image.A lot calmer than last year's, and seemed more natural.

They were comfortable around each other, but in the context of how they have acted in videos all throughout this year and during the spooky week, i didn't think the level of comfort was something remarkable, just expected. And they did do some downplaying that they didn't in last year's video (the whole wedgie moment was a little odd).

Overall, it was funny and had nice moments, but i agree with those who thought something was maybe a bit lacking, I think it was ok.

[dailybooth]

Nothing much to say except I was having a shit day and could not have asked for a better mood booster
My favorite part was the decorating. The sweater forced them to sit close together (not like they don't do that already) and it felt all cozy.
Phil's Frankenstein song had me dead also the part of Dan's brain where he's secretly a furry LMAO

[obvsly]

Bryony (practically) confirmed she made the conjoined sweater (as if we didn't know):

I ... um.. I'm still at a loss for words, guys.
This video gives "You're next to me in my life" a new meaning.

[pastelspectre]

this video???? i am dead holy fuck. they could not be anymore married. the bants were on point, they were just..all over each other, and they got so close to each other?? i am screaming like damn i thought nothing would top monster pops (i have rewatched that video at least 5 times) but damn this is..just.. this is definitely my favorite baking video by far now and i am definitely going to give it a rewatch.

also the end screen thing for phil.. "the literal other half" could you be even more married???

[Catallena]

That was pretty brilliant tbh But I don't think anything will ever beat Monster Pops for me personally.

Commentary:
- Please stop sliding around floors, one of you is gonna crack their head open and then the other will slide around in a rush to deliver unhelpful first aid and also crack their head open. Y'all gonna die. That'd be spooky tho.
- Next time a someone asks whether D&P are brothers plz just show them a screenshot of this video and tell them they used be conjoined twins that recently got separated by surgery.
- "I've never been so glad to not be conjoined to you." That might be true in a literal sense but...
- Of course Phil loves those ingredients, I'm pretty sure butter and sugar are the only things in his bloodstream.
- Dan almost smashing Phil's head in with a pan. Domestic (violence).
- "I'll hide them down your throat." No Dan you dumbass that's what he's already doing. But I guess it's hard to concentrate when you're busy flirting by putting your faces so close together huh..
- It's not a baking video without these two needing a bigger bowl for something.
- Phil is an intellectual making discoveries about poprice not turning into popcorn. Groundbreaking.
- Fuck Marry Kill with cereal box characters. Do you think they bring that up in arguments? "WELL IF YOU HATE ME SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU MARRY THE BLOODY COCO POPS MONKEY THEN??!"
- It's also not a baking video without them making things uglier with those icing tubes.
- Someone writing a pornstar!AU phanfic rn where Depz star in Boiling Butter Splashback as we speak.
- I'm writing this while rewatching so I can already say that the 10 minutes should've gone to already setting up those bowls and shit that they needed.
- Meanwhile Phil acts like he has never seen porn before.
- There he goes again. With his face all up in Phil's face.
- "My ass hurts already." "We're close! We're close!" Phil attempts to bring back some Innuendo Baking from last year.
- MUFASA!
- You can really tell they aren't used to electric cooking yet. Your stove is not you workplace lads. Shit will burn if you keep doing that.
- They're so unorganized I wonder how good they actually are at cooking under normal circumstances because I'm beginning to understand all the takeaway.
- Dan sounds like a deranged chihuahua when Phil accidentally holds the parchment paper.
- Oh hey more sugar. Of the popping kind. If normal sugar won't kill Phil, maybe this will.
- I know you're not trying to be annoying dear. Y'all just are. It's okay. :')
- Get yourself a guy who puts your germy phone in their mouth.
- Poor spider. Don't put things in things without proper lubrication.
- Being together for 8 years means having to deal with wedgies and underwear sounds. Relationship goals.
- Still looks a spider.. one that's been stepped on but a spider nonetheless.
- I was genuinely afraid the pan was gonna fly of the stove when Phi wasl stirring the chocolate.
- "WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE??" Dumbfucks
- Phil's trumpet could use some tooting.. flirty Phil is wild
- Dan's face was my exact face.
- According to Phil the Coco Pops monkey is presenting. Stop him.
- "Maybe we should do everything conjoined?" lol Who's gonna tell them?
- DOWN IT DOWN IT DOWN IT guys I think Phil has some leftover trauma from his uni days we're not addressing.
- Oh please you barely last 10 hours apart.
- Some shoulder and collarbone action.
- THE LITERAL OTHER HALF

btw if you ever wonder why I don't just do timestamps, it's because this shit already takes me over an hour to do. I think writing down timestamps would make me wanna jump out the window.

[somebodyelse]

I'm surprised how much I enjoyed this. I didn't think it could top monster pops, and I was worried that the sweater would be distracting and too much of the focal point. but 10/10.

Before watching, I wanted it to go up on Halloween, but like Phil said on Twitter, I think I'll make some tomorrow. so thanks guys.

[nigel ratburn]

i honestly haven't rewatched the video because i was so overwhelmed by it the first time. holy mother of god. when they first said they would be keeping their other hands in their pockets i was like "boo this is gonna be no-homo-ey" but BOY WAS I WRONG thanks boys

also "this is not children's television. i'm 26, i'm depressed, and i need edgy jokes to cope with my anxiety" is my new favorite dan quote and also a Big Mood

[Ewok]

I've already rewatched twice now. Some thoughts.

They definitely have two kitchens, and I'm fairly certain it's between two flats (or a duplex? whatever you'd like to call it). Thats the kitchen we saw in Daniel's depression video, I recognized the corner where they filmed the bird poo scene immediately. (Bleh I still don't like the sterile white cabinets, not my taste at all)
The blinds over to the right with the plants looks like the area Dan poked his head out of while wrapped in a blanket - balcony/deck/patio whatever.

I agree with what someone else already said earlier - I do get the feeling that one is their love nest and the other is for work. MC Escher, my ass Dan. They're confusing because they're two separate areas entirely. Those sneks.
I can already see the arguments that this is proof they live separately incoming. I'm still not buying that Phil aka Dan's "literal" other half sleeps in a tiny shoebox while Dans room is the size of my entire fucking house lmao. Boy, bye.

Also, I was initially just so damn shocked that I had read "other half" (still kinda am like what the fuck) now the more I think about it and the initial shock has worn off a bit... Dan really did have to understand the implication there. He fully knows what he's doing saying something like that, he knows exactly how people will interpret it. 2012 Dan is rolling in his grave as we speak.

They were comfortable around each other, but in the context of how they have acted in videos all throughout this year and during the spooky week, i didn't think the level of comfort was something remarkable, just expected.

Part of me believes that's really the angle they're going after. Slowly but surely everything becomes more and more casual until everyone's kind of just like, "Other half? Yeah. No shit. Carry on."

[ArtyJim]

the thing I keep wondering about the 2 apartment theory is - if there were two separate apartments wouldn't there be 2 master bedrooms? one for each apartment? i love a good theory and i think separating work and home is really healthy but I keep getting hung up on this lol.

[obscureDnPreference]

i honestly haven't rewatched the video because i was so overwhelmed by it the first time. holy mother of god. when they first said they would be keeping their other hands in their pockets i was like "boo this is gonna be no-homo-ey" but BOY WAS I WRONG thanks boys

also "this is not children's television. i'm 26, i'm depressed, and i need edgy jokes to cope with my anxiety" is my new favorite dan quote and also a Big Mood

I made that quote my new signature because it's my life. Except for the fact I'm just about 23. But that's a minor detail.

I had a not good day and I was so looking forward to that vid. I am now halfway buzzed off wine and intend to do a drunk watch of it when I get there. I plan to take notes.

[alittledizzy]

(Quoting my own tumblr again sorry if you see this twice.)

Last year was the ushering in of the post-baking universe, fully of giddy flirtation and sexuality innuendo and them at three am apparently deciding fuck all those boundaries they’ve had in place for years and I’m gonna zoom in on you licking something off a spatula and then you’ll spoon feed me peanut butter and it’ll be great to the extent that Dan himself literally referred to it as a ‘hot sexual mess’ and us, the poor unsuspecting viewers, sitting stunned for about the next four months until reality sank in and we understood that the video really did happen and it wasn’t all some strangely over-sugared fever dream.

And that was great.

But this year still felt like more - because this whole year has been more. This whole year, from 364 days ago until this moment, has contained so much more-ness. Phil calling Dan up on stage to accept an award with him. Isle of Man in January, together, for Phil’s birthday. Singapore and sky bar dates and aquariums and night zoos and sharing that with us. Moving into their third shared home together. Saying they’ll get a dog when they buy a house. Dan going on vacation with Phil’s family, the side trips with Phil’s brother and Cornelia. Birthday dates and movie dates they tell us about, the beach trip and everything, everywhere, side by side. The whole theme of this year is them quietly deciding they’d rather just let us see what they’ve been hiding behind that curtain for years now - not everything, because most of their private life is still for them, but we get… more. And yeah, erotic spoon licking is good, but it doesn’t have anything on that kind of more.

[xxx]

they're matching with their calvin klein underwear
dan and phil shares everything including underwear confirmed? because how are you really going to sort out 2 pairs of the same black ck underwear

[Viofish]

wow, wish I wrote my will before watching this video, because now I'm officially deceased.

I thought I was desensitized to dan and Phil's crazy (gay? yeah gay.) antics this past year, but no, no I'm not.
first of all the video was 25 minutes long, but it literally /took/ me half of that to get used to seeing them, shirtless, in a weird "cuddle sweater".

Also, Still in awe that dan included this on his main channel, and of course that meant phil could open the floodgates on his personal innuendo agenda. Where do I start? snog, marry, kill? (plus, Im pretty sure phil said ass, like twice) or just the general suggestiveness???

,,,, oh. my. god. That video was everything I wanted, but also not sure if I'd ever wanna see again. lolol wild boys.

(side note, reflecting back on this entire past year, I think I somehow got Phan Lasik surgery. Their relationship is a permanent alteration to my vision,,,, phan goggles whom???)

[Secretstanner]

First off hi everyone. Iv been lerking on here for a while... a good half a year tbh and now I’m only finding the balls to make a post, even though I’m extremely terrified! Just thought I’d explain a bit about my self if anyone cares to know?. I found dan and Phil back in 2014 through a collab they did with Alfie and became infatuated with them both then when 2015 came around and videos weren’t coming out that much, I would just stick to watching sims videos and kinda forgot about them because I fell into the RPDR fandom. Then earlier this year my sister showed me dans dis track and I was completely taken back by him calling out his sexually! That made me dig deeper into their life’s which led me here. I know this doesn’t have anything to do with the discussion about the baking vid but i don’t know how else to jump into this. I have no idea how to use this site and im pry doing everything wrong let me know. You all seem like the type of people i identify with im not vocal on any other part of the phandom. I hope you acept me posting here.

[alch]

(Quoting my own tumblr again sorry if you see this twice.)

Last year was the ushering in of the post-baking universe, fully of giddy flirtation and sexuality innuendo and them at three am apparently deciding fuck all those boundaries they’ve had in place for years and I’m gonna zoom in on you licking something off a spatula and then you’ll spoon feed me peanut butter and it’ll be great to the extent that Dan himself literally referred to it as a ‘hot sexual mess’ and us, the poor unsuspecting viewers, sitting stunned for about the next four months until reality sank in and we understood that the video really did happen and it wasn’t all some strangely over-sugared fever dream.

And that was great.

But this year still felt like more - because this whole year has been more. This whole year, from 364 days ago until this moment, has contained so much more-ness. Phil calling Dan up on stage to accept an award with him. Isle of Man in January, together, for Phil’s birthday. Singapore and sky bar dates and aquariums and night zoos and sharing that with us. Moving into their third shared home together. Saying they’ll get a dog when they buy a house. Dan going on vacation with Phil’s family, the side trips with Phil’s brother and Cornelia. Birthday dates and movie dates they tell us about, the beach trip and everything, everywhere, side by side. The whole theme of this year is them quietly deciding they’d rather just let us see what they’ve been hiding behind that curtain for years now - not everything, because most of their private life is still for them, but we get… more. And yeah, erotic spoon licking is good, but it doesn’t have anything on that kind of more.

totally agree with this post!
are we in the post-post-baking universe now

[rainydays]

That video was really something wow. I wish I could write something more coherent and interesting, but it's 3 am and I'm mildly delirious. I might come back in the morning with a more detailed comment, once I'm awake and I've watched the video again. For now, I've only got few random comments.

They definitely have two kitchens, but I still disagree with the two flats theory. It makes no sense to me, why would they get one for work and keep the other one for themselves, but then end up using and showing both? Nah. For me, it's definitely a duplex (uk version obvs).

The literal other half killed me. I mean, sure, it was a joke, but the implication was clear and dan is no idiot. He knows exactly what he's doing and what people would make of it.

re: their chemistry/level of comfort: last year we weren't used to it, so monster pops felt like a mystical revelation or a fever-induced dream, but this year we have seen their boundaries getting progressively thinner and their interactions getting more and more natural and flirty, to the point where a video like this today seems almost "in the norm". We expect that level of comfort, bc they have normalized it. And I think that's the sign of a big step forward.

[apathy]

We have a pretty good view of this kitchen now.

Definitely the same area as this one:


When Dan's holding up the box, you can see the lights... and the room reflection:


There's a gray wall and a door on the opposite side from the counters, which looks like this:


And of course this:


Where you can see the chair at the table:


That matches up to the "decoration station" table.

It seems like the reflection shows a dark area at the far end of the room, and since it's clearly daylight out the window behind the lights, that's probably another room (the slounge, if they were looking toward this kitchen in the last liveshow when bragging about their decorations). So the light in Phil's koolaid shot was coming from there, not from a sunny window as a few people suggested somewhere when discussing the timing.

If this is a second flat, or a floor that could be used as a standalone flat, then there could be another secret master bedroom that belongs to Phil, other than the one he films in.

[kindofatrashcan]

This is more than i was asking for. Like MORE (just like alittledizzy said)
I'm not going to say anything more because all of you already said it, the only thing thay came to my mind almost all the time (apart from OH MY GOD, am i really seeing this?) was... HOLY SHIT that 'jumper' is strong so Bryony, good job. how they didn't tear it apart is beyond my capacity...

[Viofish]

(Quoting my own tumblr again sorry if you see this twice.)

Last year was the ushering in of the post-baking universe, fully of giddy flirtation and sexuality innuendo and them at three am apparently deciding fuck all those boundaries they’ve had in place for years and I’m gonna zoom in on you licking something off a spatula and then you’ll spoon feed me peanut butter and it’ll be great to the extent that Dan himself literally referred to it as a ‘hot sexual mess’ and us, the poor unsuspecting viewers, sitting stunned for about the next four months until reality sank in and we understood that the video really did happen and it wasn’t all some strangely over-sugared fever dream.

And that was great.

But this year still felt like more - because this whole year has been more. This whole year, from 364 days ago until this moment, has contained so much more-ness. Phil calling Dan up on stage to accept an award with him. Isle of Man in January, together, for Phil’s birthday. Singapore and sky bar dates and aquariums and night zoos and sharing that with us. Moving into their third shared home together. Saying they’ll get a dog when they buy a house. Dan going on vacation with Phil’s family, the side trips with Phil’s brother and Cornelia. Birthday dates and movie dates they tell us about, the beach trip and everything, everywhere, side by side. The whole theme of this year is them quietly deciding they’d rather just let us see what they’ve been hiding behind that curtain for years now - not everything, because most of their private life is still for them, but we get… more. And yeah, erotic spoon licking is good, but it doesn’t have anything on that kind of more.

totally agree with this post!
are we in the post-post-baking universe now

I like the sound of that "post-post baking universe"

[thephandommenace]

Asdfghjkl "the literal other half" got me like
That was some good shit

Idk if it's my medication or I've just gotten a life or I'm going through that dipping phase in my obsession but D&P don't excite me that much atm and I haven't been checking IDB as regularly, though I still enjoy their content and this video was cute and silly and a hot sexual mess as to be expected (also I played Truth Bombs at a friend's house and it was genuinely such a fun party game). Also recent events have just made me wary of YouTubers and their onscreen presences/ responsibilities again.
My relationship with them has changed and I'm just holding them at arm's length rather than being fully in the trash like I was just a couple of months ago.
Still love 'em. Just can't bring myself to care as much as I used to.

[fancy_nancy]

2012 Dan is rolling in his grave as we speak.

The old Dan can't come to the phone right now. Why? oh, he's dead.

sorry this is literally all I could think about hahahahhaha

[sunshinias]

First off hi everyone. Iv been lerking on here for a while... a good half a year tbh and now I’m only finding the balls to make a post, even though I’m extremely terrified! Just thought I’d explain a bit about my self if anyone cares to know?. I found dan and Phil back in 2014 through a collab they did with Alfie and became infatuated with them both then when 2015 came around and videos weren’t coming out that much, I would just stick to watching sims videos and kinda forgot about them because I fell into the RPDR fandom. Then earlier this year my sister showed me dans dis track and I was completely taken back by him calling out his sexually! That made me dig deeper into their life’s which led me here. I know this doesn’t have anything to do with the discussion about the baking vid but i don’t know how else to jump into this. I have no idea how to use this site and im pry doing everything wrong let me know. You all seem like the type of people i identify with im not vocal on any other part of the phandom. I hope you acept me posting here.

Secretstanner!