Dan & Phil Part 5: Dan & Phil Lester

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majitzu wrote:
this may sound stupid but I need someone to explain me what Dan's tweet said, Because I think I have understand it but I'm not 100% sure

In spanish please
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te iba a traducir el tweet literalmente (que btw suena horrible en español como todo jajaj) pero me queda la duda, cual es la parte que no entendiste? exactamente lo que dice o las referencias de star wars?
and of course my post //in spanish// ends up being top of the page well, it's proof that on itb we're so cool and multicultural
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kuensukki wrote: #campydan is very obvious because he does it so egregiously but #campyphil is hand flicks and subtle eye rolls. His face clearly shows when he's done with something sneaky. Like when Dan kept shouting "Everywhere" in the dp crafting video he gives this looks to dan like b*tich shut up. It's hilarious He is just as sassy as Dan.
3:14ish- not sure if I am linking right.....


Other examples of sassy phil:
13:03 "As much as I'm loving Tabitha's song, I'm really not loving it" -
*You gotta remove the s from https*

YOSSSSSS It totally comes out when he's mildly annoyed. It must be an adorable byproduct of, as you put it, his politeness mixed with his little-shitness. I think that Sims moment will be one of my all-time favorite zestyphils.
I'm gonna use this post as an opportunity to drop another under-appreciated Phil moment.
I love 12:58ish of World Chef #2, of Phil kind of smirking to himself after he insists they visit a fan's restaurant because she gifted them wine.
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majitzu wrote:
spider wrote:
majitzu wrote:
this may sound stupid but I need someone to explain me what Dan's tweet said, Because I think I have understand it but I'm not 100% sure

In spanish please
estoy totalmente adicto a la programa de televisión 'star wars clone wars' y estoy enamorado de anakin skywalker. me estrangula con la fuerza dad, perdón, digo darth, perdón, digo qué?
This might be completely wrong as my Spanish is very bad and out of practice. Sorry.
its okay good try :P
estoy completamente obsesionado con el programa 'star wars clone wars' y estoy enamorado de anakin, estrangulame con la fuerza papa, digo darth digo que
So many posts xD at least some entertainment. I was really looking forward to lonely Dan's ls. They noe owe us a phan reunited photo for the lack of ls v.v

I agree that Phil's effort in AP has dropped in the past month. I totally expected SOMETHING on yt out of the 10 yr of AP and no mention even in a vlog is mibd blowing tbh. Like any other youtuber ever would have made a 2 months celebration out of it and I just think he didn't have time.

I remember he mentioned in a couple of ls that he had a good idea for an AP vid and people were saying he was hyping up content but there hasn't been any mention of it ever since. I feel like this is due to te new thinga they had to add to the tour and how much of a major thing this is for them rn.

I do have some hope for the within tour vids, not much bc it's them but seeing that at least Phil already used all the vids I thought he might have saved for the tour gives me hope for american ditl or adventres at least on AP.
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trashqueen wrote:
majitzu wrote:
this may sound stupid but I need someone to explain me what Dan's tweet said, Because I think I have understand it but I'm not 100% sure

In spanish please
my moment to shine

te iba a traducir el tweet literalmente (que btw suena horrible en español como todo jajaj) pero me queda la duda, cual es la parte que no entendiste? exactamente lo que dice o las referencias de star wars?
and of course my post //in spanish// ends up being top of the page well, it's proof that on itb we're so cool and multicultural
hahha sorry

Es culpa de Dan por no usar comas, y es una duda estupida. Es ahorcame con fuerza o usa la fuerza para ahorcarme? ... this sounds so wrong in spanish
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sweetmm wrote:^ Guys is there a glitch, this page format is hay-wired
i thought i was the only one with the glitch!! weird
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sweetmm wrote:^ Guys is there a glitch, this page format is hay-wired
Oh good! I thought I was just more drunk than I had realized.
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angrymob wrote:
sweetmm wrote:^ Guys is there a glitch, this page format is hay-wired
Oh good! I thought I was just more drunk than I had realized.

Is okay you are normal drunk
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majitzu wrote:
angrymob wrote:
sweetmm wrote:^ Guys is there a glitch, this page format is hay-wired
Oh good! I thought I was just more drunk than I had realized.

Is okay you are normal drunk
hophigh wrote:
sweetmm wrote:^ Guys is there a glitch, this page format is hay-wired
i thought i was the only one with the glitch!! weird
manged check your post it started from there
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majitzu wrote:
trashqueen wrote:
majitzu wrote:
this may sound stupid but I need someone to explain me what Dan's tweet said, Because I think I have understand it but I'm not 100% sure

In spanish please
my moment to shine

te iba a traducir el tweet literalmente (que btw suena horrible en español como todo jajaj) pero me queda la duda, cual es la parte que no entendiste? exactamente lo que dice o las referencias de star wars?
and of course my post //in spanish// ends up being top of the page well, it's proof that on itb we're so cool and multicultural
hahha sorry

Es culpa de Dan por no usar comas, y es una duda estupida. Es ahorcame con fuerza o usa la fuerza para ahorcarme? ... this sounds so wrong in spanish
usa la fuerza para ahorcarme supongo porque sino hubiera dicho 'choke me hard' o algo asi no? o al menos eso entendi yo (smh @ dan)
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trashqueen wrote:
majitzu wrote:
this may sound stupid but I need someone to explain me what Dan's tweet said, Because I think I have understand it but I'm not 100% sure
In spanish please
my moment to shine
te iba a traducir el tweet literalmente (que btw suena horrible en español como todo jajaj) pero me queda la duda, cual es la parte que no entendiste? exactamente lo que dice o las referencias de star wars?
felucca wrote:
I know you asked for in Spanish but I'm bored. I'll just do each line for best clarity?
(Edit: oh well other people answered while I was typing but I'm posting anyway because whatever, I tried! :D )

i'm totally addicted to the star wars clone wars tv series
(this part seems ok: he likes this show)
i'm in love with anakin skywalker
(loves the character)
force choke me dad
(anakin skywalker/darth vader (same person) has the power of the force and likes to choke people with it-
"choke me" is also (as daphenaxa and others mentioned earlier) a sexual fandom phrase/in-joke to express the feeling of being overwhelmed or extremely attracted to something/one - so Dan's just being a sexually charged fanboy in his admiration of Anakin/Darth.
i mean darth
(jokingly backing off the "dad" comment, lessening the sexual overtones like 'oops did I say dad')
i mean what
(jokingly backing off the entire comment - in the same way in one of the Undertale videos he went 'what' after saying something sexual sorry vague, maybe a goatse comment? i forget)

edit:also just because I had these pictures for no reason whatsoever..
they already have a history of choking each other:
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For once Phil looks like the more gentle one
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majitzu wrote:
spider wrote:
majitzu wrote:
this may sound stupid but I need someone to explain me what Dan's tweet said, Because I think I have understand it but I'm not 100% sure

In spanish please
estoy totalmente adicto a la programa de televisión 'star wars clone wars' y estoy enamorado de anakin skywalker. me estrangula con la fuerza dad, perdón, digo darth, perdón, digo qué?
This might be completely wrong as my Spanish is very bad and out of practice. Sorry.
its okay good try :P
[offtopic]Hay muchas persona que hablan espanol :platonic: Yo hablo espanol de catalan que es un poco differente (mi abuelo eres de Barcleona). Es dificil a traducir tweet de dan [/offtopic]
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Manged broke the forum.

Thanks fancybum. xD
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fancybum wrote:
trashqueen wrote:
majitzu wrote:
this may sound stupid but I need someone to explain me what Dan's tweet said, Because I think I have understand it but I'm not 100% sure
In spanish please
my moment to shine
te iba a traducir el tweet literalmente (que btw suena horrible en español como todo jajaj) pero me queda la duda, cual es la parte que no entendiste? exactamente lo que dice o las referencias de star wars?
felucca wrote:
I know you asked for in Spanish but I'm bored. I'll just do each line for best clarity?
(Edit: oh well other people answered while I was typing but I'm posting anyway because whatever, I tried! :D )

i'm totally addicted to the star wars clone wars tv series
(this part seems ok: he likes this show)
i'm in love with anakin skywalker
(loves the character)
force choke me dad
(anakin skywalker/darth vader (same person) has the power of the force and likes to choke people with it-
"choke me" is also (as daphenaxa and others mentioned earlier) a sexual fandom phrase/in-joke to express the feeling of being overwhelmed or extremely attracted to something/one - so Dan's just being a sexually charged fanboy in his admiration of Anakin/Darth.
i mean darth
(jokingly backing off the "dad" comment, lessening the sexual overtones like 'oops did I say dad')
i mean what
(jokingly backing off the entire comment - in the same way in one of the Undertale videos he went 'what' after saying something sexual sorry vague, maybe a goatse comment? i forget)
Lol you did a better explanation in English than what I was going to attempt in Spanish. Nvm then . It was fun practicing Spanish again lol.
La fuerza" es una referencia a un tipo de poder telequinética. Dan quiere ser estrangulado "sexualmente" por este poder.
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majitzu wrote:Manged broke the forum.

Thanks fancybum. xD
You're welcome!
blueapple_x wrote: Dan quiere ser estrangulado "sexualmente" por este poder.

Don't we all :tongue:

I mean-- what?
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I'm so sorry but this is like one of my 2 kinks,

Christ Dan.

(never change)

(bringing back the daddy mug)
But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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Warning: Star Wars nerd rant
...Dan, srsly? Anakin? He could have said he adores (not in a sexual way, omg, she's 14-16 during the series) Ahsoka, who is the best female kinda-lead powerful character in the series, specially for her age, and is very loveable but nooo, Dan has is thirsty eyes on Anakin. I mean mate, pls. The thirst is real. How long do you think it will take him to get Anakin/Hayden Christensen pillow? :facepalm:
No but really, now he's just inviting me to make psychoanalysis of him in regards of such love for the evercomplicated Anakin. Dan, pls more Star Wars rants pls
He probably wants to be Padme then, with all the choking
And I totally get his addiction to the series. I would know, watching some of the episodes more than thrice.
Dan, if you're lurking, pls play the SW games and give us elaborate rant

To the tumblr Likes thingie, interesting, very interesting. Has someone gone on the same digging with Phil's tumblr yet? I would very much like to see what his tumblr hides in comparsion with Dan's.
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fancybum wrote:
blueapple_x wrote: Dan quiere ser estrangulado "sexualmente" por este poder.

Don't we all :tongue:

I mean-- what?
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PolarFox wrote: Warning: Star Wars nerd rant
...Dan, srsly? Anakin? He could have said he adores (not in a sexual way, omg, she's 14-16 during the series) Ahsoka, who is the best female kinda-lead powerful character in the series, specially for her age, and is very loveable but nooo, Dan has is thirsty eyes on Anakin. I mean mate, pls. The thirst is real. How long do you think it will take him to get Anakin/Hayden Christensen pillow? :facepalm:
:lol: You've got a verified twitter user on your side, so at least Dan will see this: Of course he's attracted to the dark and angsty meh Anakin character; that also fits with him liking Tate (Evan Peters) in AHS S1.
All of which could serve as more for the slytherin!Phil theories...
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fancybum wrote:
PolarFox wrote: Warning: Star Wars nerd rant
...Dan, srsly? Anakin? He could have said he adores (not in a sexual way, omg, she's 14-16 during the series) Ahsoka, who is the best female kinda-lead powerful character in the series, specially for her age, and is very loveable but nooo, Dan has is thirsty eyes on Anakin. I mean mate, pls. The thirst is real. How long do you think it will take him to get Anakin/Hayden Christensen pillow? :facepalm:
:lol: You've got a verified twitter user on your side, so at least Dan will see this: Of course he's attracted to the dark and angsty meh Anakin character; that also fits with him liking Tate (Evan Peters) in AHS S1.
All of which could serve as more for the slytherin!Phil theories...
to that user. Ahsoka is just dreams - strong, young, not really sexualized female character that will put Anakin in the line.
A poof to slytherin!phil theories? I think not really - Anakin is a more of a confused and lost Gryffindor with VERY Hufflepuff reasons. And even if Vader is evil, he's not slytherin at any part of the movies hufflepuff!phil? Some deep insecurities/fears in Dan? although Anakin is kind of a control freak like the two of them, now I'm thinking about it... Time to rewatch TCW and come back with some proper analysis.
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Haha, awwww.

If only 2016!Dan could go back in time and give 2012!Dan a hug and tell him everything's gonna be okay.
busy being happy~
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PolarFox wrote: To the tumblr Likes thingie, interesting, very interesting. Has someone gone on the same digging with Phil's tumblr yet? I would very much like to see what his tumblr hides in comparsion with Dan's.
Phil's tumblr likes are like a phandom member. It consists of lots of fan art and gifs/drawings and weird edits of him and Dan. Dan is in like 70% of all his tumblr likes and that makes me feel so mushy inside (he even liked the high school musical edit)

Some interesting ones.....

Weird edits: Dentist/surgeon kink (told you Phil was psychic 8-) )
http://mysterygaminggirl.tumblr.com/ima ... 1_1280.png

Another weird edit with Dan with mommy Lester
http://phantastic-dan.tumblr.com/image/114338048356

Baby in the future??.....with Dan....
https://41.media.tumblr.com/9fa81f3272f ... o1_500.jpg

Cute phanart of him and Dan and dogs (he's a troll)
http://socraticoats.tumblr.com/image/135867248611

Another phanart with them as sexy punks
http://bowtiewizard.tumblr.com/image/109109114667

Twilight edit :lol:
https://40.media.tumblr.com/10d7652cf8d ... o1_500.jpg

Anyway they both have other accounts, I want to see those, they would be very interesting...
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Anytime Dan hints at male attraction, I usually just get amazed at how clever it is. So much of it is so explicit and obvious, yet simultaneously so much of it can easily be brushed off as "haha it's just a fandom joke," and he never specifies which one it is, and personally I just find that really clever? It may be problematic in one sense, but as a sort of internet celeb it keeps people from making a big deal out of it (which I think we all agree he doesn't want) while simultaneously he's (probably) being very open and honest. If his way of coming out/being out is to go from ambiguity and shifting gradually to more explicit and less-ambiguous stuff, I just feel like that's really clever.
And also really relatable, as that's basically what I've been doing with my family, lol.

Re: why do we always talk about dan and not phil
So if I were to admit attraction to one of them over the other it would be to Phil, yet I find myself talking about Dan more often because he's more easily readable and relatable so I have an easier time processing and forming thoughts around the things he does. Phil fascinates me and I absolutely LOVE reading people's discussions on him because he's really hard for me to read into, so I myself never have anything smart to say about him. "I love him" and "he's interesting" is about all I could ever contribute and that would get really boring :lol:
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