Dan & Phil Part 6: Choke Me Dad(dy)

[sweetmm]

Please continue here

[SquishPhan]

Love the new thread name.

Are Dan and Phil trying to built an empire?

Or maybe Dan ia trying to built an empire

#phandivorced

Socialblade state danandphilgames is under danhowelllimited; hence #phanmarried

It could be either. Place your best here ladies and gentleman. Are they #phandivorced or #phanmarried?

Pretty hard to bet on divorced when one holidays with the in-laws

Maybe they just want to distract us for what is about to follow. They want us to think they are fine, and then suddenly boom. #phandivorced.

[akui]

Are Dan and Phil trying to built an empire?

Or maybe Dan ia trying to built an empire

#phandivorced

Socialblade state danandphilgames is under danhowelllimited; hence #phanmarried

well you know! a divorce settlement! maybe dan gets the gaming channel and phil gets dnpcrafts, which is clearly the best channel they have

This makes me want to go to england and attend law school and become a divorce lawyer right now

So Dan gets the good smart popular-in-school kid and Phil gets the quiet shy weirdly genius kid?

[Lucet]

Imagine them doing TATINOF and during the final show telling everybody that they're no longer together (as friends/lovers/etc). Oh, the drama queen inside me wants this soooo bad.

[Anonymousse]

Umm, actually...

It COULD actually be that after Phil's contract ends he will also move under Dan's network.

There are longer than one year contracts as well, and they might've thought about this a long time ago.

STILL doesn't explain the fake/fan accounts, that is what confuses me (that might? be a glitch idk)

Imagine them doing TATINOF and during the final show telling everybody that they're no longer together (as friends/lovers/etc). Oh, the drama queen inside me wants this soooo bad.

Please don't.

[sweetmm]

STILL doesn't explain the fake/fan accounts, that is what confuses me (that might? be a glitch idk)

Maybe the site is hacked by these fans; can this be easily done?

[Lucet]

Imagine them doing TATINOF and during the final show telling everybody that they're no longer together (as friends/lovers/etc). Oh, the drama queen inside me wants this soooo bad.

Please don't.

Come on! There would be soooo much drama like omg

[SquishPhan]

Imagine them doing TATINOF and during the final show telling everybody that they're no longer together (as friends/lovers/etc). Oh, the drama queen inside me wants this soooo bad.

I can live without this happening. I'm quite content with they way things are going right now.

[alittledizzy]

STILL doesn't explain the fake/fan accounts, that is what confuses me (that might? be a glitch idk)

Maybe the site is hacked by these fans; can this be easily done?

I dunno about hacked but I just feel like if Dan weren't still with ChannelFlip, there's no way CF would still be allowed to have his name and face all over that website.

[sweetmm]

Imagine them doing TATINOF and during the final show telling everybody that they're no longer together (as friends/lovers/etc). Oh, the drama queen inside me wants this soooo bad.

Please don't.

Come on! There would be soooo much drama like omg

Phil announcing that infact Cornelia is his secret wife and Dan admitting his "daddy" is Martyn

[majitzu]

Well the only thing we can do is wait and pay attention to any change.

[offtopic]The green screen they use when they take the photos of the calendary or when Dan does his sketches is in Phil's room, isn't it? Is fun to imagine Dan doing his acting for the anime video in Phil's room[/offtopic]

[Anonymousse]

Well the only thing we can do is wait and pay attention to any change.

[offtopic]The green screen they use when they take the photos of the calendary or when Dan does his sketches is in Phil's room, isn't it? Is fun to imagine Dan doing his acting for the anime video in Phil's room[/offtopic]

Went back, watched, laughed...

Well Phil PROBABLY filmed it/helped to film like like always.

And there is a (high) possibility that Dan was kneeling, which makes it even funnier.

[akui]

Imagine them doing TATINOF and during the final show telling everybody that they're no longer together (as friends/lovers/etc). Oh, the drama queen inside me wants this soooo bad.

Please don't.

Come on! There would be soooo much drama like omg

OMG yes please, come out or break up, please deppy please

[DryCereal]

Imagine them doing TATINOF and during the final show telling everybody that they're no longer together (as friends/lovers/etc). Oh, the drama queen inside me wants this soooo bad.

Why would you say such a thing?! #phanposal please.

Pretty hard to bet on divorced when one holidays with the in-laws

Unless that hat was bought for him...

I'm being way too optimistic for my own good, I know, but I am lowkey hoping for a joint LS tonight.

[tymyky]

Well the only thing we can do is wait and pay attention to any change.

[offtopic]The green screen they use when they take the photos of the calendary or when Dan does his sketches is in Phil's room, isn't it? Is fun to imagine Dan doing his acting for the anime video in Phil's room[/offtopic]

Went back, watched, laughed...

Well Phil PROBABLY filmed it/helped to film like like always.

And there is a (high) possibility that Dan was kneeling, which makes it even funnier.

Doesn't have to be in Phil's room. In this video at the end you can see Dan's wardrobe so he is in his room

[phamnotof]

Imagine them doing TATINOF and during the final show telling everybody that they're no longer together (as friends/lovers/etc). Oh, the drama queen inside me wants this soooo bad.

Please don't.

Come on! There would be soooo much drama like omg

Phil announcing that infact Cornelia is his secret wife and Dan admitting his "daddy" is Martyn

*sets the scene*
Europe tour. Late 2016. The just finished their show in Prague. Suddenly, there's an announcement saying that they have a final speech to give, and that it's going to be broadcasted directly onto YouTube.

This is the End of Dan and Phil. They've put out the bible that is TABINOF, they've traveled everywhere they could so that people had the chance to see them together, and so is naturally marked an end of an era.

"This was the most fun we've ever had," they conclude, and leave the stage.

They move out of the flat the next month. Knick-knacks are devided, furniture is taken apart. Phil buys a house not far away from his parents, starts a hamster/snail farm, and his YT series about a hamster that befriends a snail, falls in love with him and then loses him to an unexplained falling oit is the biggest hit YT has seen since people learned to scream at videogames.

Dan tries to keep his channel up, he does. But without Phil, his heart's just not in it. He uploads his "Goodbye Internet" video on the last day of 2016 and goes on to sign the biggest YT names out there under DHLimited, scoring deals other networks can't even dream of and becoming the fiercest business man in England, eventually completing his law degree at Oxford.


you know i only joke about this because i cannot imagine a thing more riduculous than them going their separate ways right? okay. good.

[majitzu]

For the ones that want some angst ... you can go and read fanfiction, and leave the irl D&P in peace

[bluntedclaws]

Imagine them doing TATINOF and during the final show telling everybody that they're no longer together (as friends/lovers/etc). Oh, the drama queen inside me wants this soooo bad.

Please don't.

Come on! There would be soooo much drama like omg

Phil announcing that infact Cornelia is his secret wife and Dan admitting his "daddy" is Martyn

*sets the scene*
Europe tour. Late 2016. The just finished their show in Prague. Suddenly, there's an announcement saying that they have a final speech to give, and that it's going to be broadcasted directly onto YouTube.

This is the End of Dan and Phil. They've put out the bible that is TABINOF, they've traveled everywhere they could so that people had the chance to see them together, and so is naturally marked an end of an era.

"This was the most fun we've ever had," they conclude, and leave the stage.

They move out of the flat the next month. Knick-knacks are devided, furniture is taken apart. Phil buys a house not far away from his parents, starts a hamster/snail farm, and his YT series about a hamster that befriends a snail, falls in love with him and then loses him to an unexplained falling oit is the biggest hit YT has seen since people learned to scream at videogames.

Dan tries to keep his channel up, he does. But without Phil, his heart's just not in it. He uploads his "Goodbye Internet" video on the last day of 2016 and goes on to sign the biggest YT names out there under DHLimited, scoring deals other networks can't even dream of and becoming the fiercest business man in England, eventually completing his law degree at Oxford.


you know i only joke about this because i cannot imagine a thing more riduculous than them going their separate ways right? okay. good.

OMG I can't decide whether to laugh or cry

[Anonymousse]

*sets the scene*
Europe tour. Late 2016. The just finished their show in Prague. Suddenly, there's an announcement saying that they have a final speech to give, and that it's going to be broadcasted directly onto YouTube.

This is the End of Dan and Phil. They've put out the bible that is TABINOF, they've traveled everywhere they could so that people had the chance to see them together, and so is naturally marked an end of an era.

"This was the most fun we've ever had," they conclude, and leave the stage.

They move out of the flat the next month. Knick-knacks are devided, furniture is taken apart. Phil buys a house not far away from his parents, starts a hamster/snail farm, and his YT series about a hamster that befriends a snail, falls in love with him and then loses him to an unexplained falling oit is the biggest hit YT has seen since people learned to scream at videogames.

Dan tries to keep his channel up, he does. But without Phil, his heart's just not in it. He uploads his "Goodbye Internet" video on the last day of 2016 and goes on to sign the biggest YT names out there under DHLimited, scoring deals other networks can't even dream of and becoming the fiercest business man in England, eventually completing his law degree at Oxford.


you know i only joke about this because i cannot imagine a thing more riduculous than them going their separate ways right? okay. good.

Or they get engaged, either way I'm not thinking I should totally see their last show on Europe...

*hyperventilates for a second*

Something like this? Why not right!

[bluntedclaws]

For the ones that want some angst ... you can go and read fanfiction, and leave the irl D&P in peace

The trouble is none of us know what irl D&P really are. Any one of those scenarios could be true and we have no idea until they tell us. Personally, I'm hoping for a photo tweet from Dan showing him and the Lesters at a restaurant with a caption saying "Final dinner with the in-laws before the tour starts" or something totally understated like that.

[phamnotof]

For the ones that want some angst ... you can go and read fanfiction, and leave the irl D&P in peace

I was joking! Isn't the whole #phandivorce thing a joke to begin with? I thought it was obvious, sorry if you got upset, but like that does not constitude of angst of me, I might as well be speccing about them moving to Mars & I'd find it about as likely.

[kusunoki masashige]

I don't understand why they need to have 5 shows in Florida; there's no way they can fill all of them up

That's what I was thinking since they announced it! And all these shows in these pretty obscure places (ok maybe that's just me, I don't know anything about the US and thought Hazel and Phil did pretty well there with the states)…there are quite some shows with only half the tickets sold, isn't this gonna be awkward as heck?! The second Toronto show will be almost empty. :wtf: I really hope they won't loose money with this whole thing.

[akui]

[offtopic]The green screen they use when they take the photos of the calendary or when Dan does his sketches is in Phil's room, isn't it? Is fun to imagine Dan doing his acting for the anime video in Phil's room[/offtopic]

They have c stands to hold up the green screen

[akui]

*sets the scene*
Europe tour. Late 2016. The just finished their show in Prague. Suddenly, there's an announcement saying that they have a final speech to give, and that it's going to be broadcasted directly onto YouTube.

This is the End of Dan and Phil. They've put out the bible that is TABINOF, they've traveled everywhere they could so that people had the chance to see them together, and so is naturally marked an end of an era.

"This was the most fun we've ever had," they conclude, and leave the stage.

They move out of the flat the next month. Knick-knacks are devided, furniture is taken apart. Phil buys a house not far away from his parents, starts a hamster/snail farm, and his YT series about a hamster that befriends a snail, falls in love with him and then loses him to an unexplained falling oit is the biggest hit YT has seen since people learned to scream at videogames.

Dan tries to keep his channel up, he does. But without Phil, his heart's just not in it. He uploads his "Goodbye Internet" video on the last day of 2016 and goes on to sign the biggest YT names out there under DHLimited, scoring deals other networks can't even dream of and becoming the fiercest business man in England, eventually completing his law degree at Oxford.


you know i only joke about this because i cannot imagine a thing more riduculous than them going their separate ways right? okay. good.

OMG I can't decide whether to laugh or cry

This is a really good time to have this

[spider]

*sets the scene*
Europe tour. Late 2016. The just finished their show in Prague. Suddenly, there's an announcement saying that they have a final speech to give, and that it's going to be broadcasted directly onto YouTube.

This is the End of Dan and Phil. They've put out the bible that is TABINOF, they've traveled everywhere they could so that people had the chance to see them together, and so is naturally marked an end of an era.

"This was the most fun we've ever had," they conclude, and leave the stage.

They move out of the flat the next month. Knick-knacks are devided, furniture is taken apart. Phil buys a house not far away from his parents, starts a hamster/snail farm, and his YT series about a hamster that befriends a snail, falls in love with him and then loses him to an unexplained falling oit is the biggest hit YT has seen since people learned to scream at videogames.

Dan tries to keep his channel up, he does. But without Phil, his heart's just not in it. He uploads his "Goodbye Internet" video on the last day of 2016 and goes on to sign the biggest YT names out there under DHLimited, scoring deals other networks can't even dream of and becoming the fiercest business man in England, eventually completing his law degree at Oxford.

 :gg:
you know i only joke about this because i cannot imagine a thing more riduculous than them going their separate ways right? okay. good.

One day a fan is re watching Goodbye Internet when they notice a small and brightly colored object in the very corner of the shot. They post a screenshot to IDB which is almost a ghost town with a few sad and lonely middle aged nose perverts sticking around for old times sake. 'Hey guys this is probably nothing but what do you think it is?'

IDB's old instincts kick in and they quickly track down the object on a website. A baby website. It's a soft toy meant for infants of ages 0 to 6 months. Tweets are sent. Old phone numbers texted. The old gang is back together again and the old forum dusted off for one last hurrah. Analysis of the room in Goodbye Internet and a convenient contact at an architectural firm lead to a blueprint of a moderately luxurious house that likely belongs to a community just outside of London.

That same week another old fan happens to spot Phil Lester exiting his Tesla in a parking area of that neighborhood with a bag of groceries. As Phil walks by a package falls out of the bag. It's a double pack of baby bottles in clear plastic. The fan picks it up for Phil who thanks them with a smile. Phil goes to put the bottles back in his bag and the fan catches a glimpse of the other items. A book with a happy dog on the front entitled Your Shiba Inu and You. A jumbo can of fish food.

The internet draws its own conclusions. IDB is at peace.