Dan & Phil Part 6: Choke Me Dad(dy)

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Gosh, a #phandivorce? So dark. By all the is good and right in this world, I want to see a happy ending to the fairytale

Just before playlist live, we get a new upload on all of their channels with the enticing title
"Love won".
Dan says: "Hello Internet, there's something we wanted to tell you for a while now." He looks at Phil and suddenly falls silent, as if put under a spell. Phil is frolicking with his hands, waving his 'daddy' mug like some kind of improvised prop.
There's at least 7 seconds of unedited, uncut silence. Phil gets ever more flustered by heart eyes Howell, who's now staring at him as if he has just laid eyes on the most beautiful, precious thing in the universe. Phil softly mumbles "Yea" and they slowly turn to each other.
Suddenly, Phil throws the mug on the ground, shattering it into a thousand pieces. He grabs Dan with both hands and moments later... they're kissing
...their bodies melting into one as their tongues violently collide
...to kiss some more

When they finally muster the strength to break their sweet embrace, they turn to the camera.
Dan says: "Hope you liked this video, it's more of a on the road vlog type of thing. We were tired of hiding and thought you might wanted to know the truth. Ps: there are still tickets available for our tour. Later alligators!"
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SquishPhan wrote:
phamnotof wrote:there's a Chrome extension (vidlQ) that makes tag-viewing really easy & also shows some stats as well - and now that I look at it, it also shows networks. And Dan's indeed is this new one.
I guess this means that socialblade was right about Dan. Though I'm still not convinced about some of the other channels under the new network, that just really throws me off. I guess we will just have to wait and see. Which is hard for me to do, since I'm a curious person
I wanted to check the other accounts listed under it, but I think we might have broken SocialBlade?
It's not working now anyway.

ETA: got it to work & the random fan/tiny accounts indeed don't have a network according to the extension, that must be a SocialBlade glitch.
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phamnotof wrote:
I wanted to check the other accounts listed under it, but I think we might have broken SocialBlade?
It's not working now anyway.
Social blade is hosted like the-website-that-shall-not-be-named and is expecting many difficulties as of late...

I frequent it quite often so...

stalker

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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phamnotof wrote: I wanted to check the other accounts listed under it, but I think we might have broken SocialBlade?
It's not working now anyway.
It's working for me right now.
Here are the channels that are apparently under Dan's network.
danisnotonfire
DanAndPhilGAMES
danisnotinteresting
Viki G
Youtube Rus Sub
MSaints
MarcusSpanish
danisnotonfire
danisnotonfire
Emiiilieee
The first three I get, the rest make no sense.
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phamnotof wrote:
SquishPhan wrote:
phamnotof wrote:there's a Chrome extension (vidlQ) that makes tag-viewing really easy & also shows some stats as well - and now that I look at it, it also shows networks. And Dan's indeed is this new one.
I guess this means that socialblade was right about Dan. Though I'm still not convinced about some of the other channels under the new network, that just really throws me off. I guess we will just have to wait and see. Which is hard for me to do, since I'm a curious person
I wanted to check the other accounts listed under it, but I think we might have broken SocialBlade?
It's not working now anyway.

ETA: got it to work & the random fan/tiny accounts indeed don't have a network according to the extension, that must be a SocialBlade glitch.
I just checked the MarcusSpanish channel because I have remembered the name and they are under no network so that is probably just a Socialblade glitch.

Edit: Yes exactly what you have said :)
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SquishPhan wrote:
phamnotof wrote: I wanted to check the other accounts listed under it, but I think we might have broken SocialBlade?
It's not working now anyway.
It's working for me right now.
Here are the channels that are apparently under Dan's network.
danisnotonfire
DanAndPhilGAMES
danisnotinteresting
Viki G
Youtube Rus Sub
MSaints
MarcusSpanish
danisnotonfire
danisnotonfire
Emiiilieee
The first three I get, the rest make no sense.
Checked, and it really is just the first 3 under Dan's network. The rest have none. And neither does dnpCrafts, by the way, which is just appalling. :D
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phamnotof wrote:
SquishPhan wrote:
phamnotof wrote: I wanted to check the other accounts listed under it, but I think we might have broken SocialBlade?
It's not working now anyway.
It's working for me right now.
Here are the channels that are apparently under Dan's network.
danisnotonfire
DanAndPhilGAMES
danisnotinteresting
Viki G
Youtube Rus Sub
MSaints
MarcusSpanish
danisnotonfire
danisnotonfire
Emiiilieee
The first three I get, the rest make no sense.
Checked, and it really is just the first 3 under Dan's network. The rest have none. And neither does dnpCrafts, by the way, which is just appalling. :D
That makes a lot more sense. They should get dnpCrafts on that netwerk as well, how dare they not have done that yet. :tsk: They should get on that soon.
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Ok quickly analisys of the channels under DanHowellLimited

1.danisnotonfire (a fake acount) it has only 1 video that is the "the time i got sunstroke" video of dinof channel

2.Youtube Rus subs- It seems like someone has sub a lot of D&P gaming videos Rusian i think (80 videos, such dedication very sub )

3.danisnotonfire (fake acount) it has upload the "existencial crisis", "cringe attack" and "the joy of illness" videos

4. MarcusSpanish - it has 2 videos of dan with subs in spanish, 2 of marcus, 1 of caspar, 1 of troye, etc

5. MSaints - 1 video of 50 seconds of the "sexy endscreen dance" that appearsw in the 1 million subs video on dinof. And some let's play of a star wars game and FNAF...

6. Emiiiliee - 1 video is a collage of different parts of dinof's videos and 1 not related video.

And that's all.
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According to UpdatedPhan they've been removed for the Playlist panel they were on, so maybe it was a mistake?
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l8er_sk8er wrote:
akui wrote: How can i see this code thingy!?
In chrome. Go to a page of the video> right click"view page code">it should open new page with the code> use ctrl+F to find keyword (danhowelllimited or chanelflip).
Thanks a lot! :platonic:
SquishPhan wrote:
phamnotof wrote:there's a Chrome extension (vidlQ) that makes tag-viewing really easy & also shows some stats as well - and now that I look at it, it also shows networks. And Dan's indeed is this new one.
I guess this means that socialblade was right about Dan. Though I'm still not convinced about some of the other channels under the new network, that just really throws me off. I guess we will just have to wait and see. Which is hard for me to do, since I'm a curious person
I went to check those channels, none of them have the same is under Dan Howell Limited, looks like it's an error on social blade. But dinof and dapg are definitely under Dan Howell Limited now.

What does this mean? So it is true that Dan is taking the dapg and Phil is taking the dapc in a #phandivorce ?
spaceguitar wrote:I just watch Fandoms for the first time, somehow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqYkERuoMN8
(i always find that there's a lot of Dan videos I haven't watched before). Super interesting video. It totally shows how Dan embraces the internet culture. It is weird how he's being self referential, like indirectly acknowledging that people have fandoms about him. I also never knew that Dan had Bryony in that video.
Dat Iron man giving birth to captain america's baby part is too real tho, I have this friend who is a total stony trash, everytime we go out have meal together she would tell me the fanfic she reads and usually they are iron man being pregnant and stuff. :thumb:
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Jesus on the oriental express, so it is an elaborated ruse

Keep digging girl, maybe one of the video will have the tag "phan""is""real"
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bluebox-away wrote:According to UpdatedPhan they've been removed for the Playlist panel they were on, so maybe it was a mistake?
Curious. I wonder which panel they will be on.
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Have no Internet for the day and you guys have gone crazy haha. This socialblade thing is weird though. I wonder why Danhowell Limited is now his network. Maybe they realised they didn't need channelflip anymore and they now are just waiting for Phils contract to run out soon. They might make their network like Felix!
Going through the codes looks like fun. Might try some later on!
spider wrote:Get your noses out of that source code guys. There's content. :lol:

Gosh Phil looks good in that shirt. I like the black and white!
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akui wrote: Keep digging girl, maybe one of the video will have the tag "phan""is""real"
I'M TOTALLY SEARCHING FOR THAT lol.

(how did you know)

I have found some other interesting ones...
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But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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This is definitely very strange. Dan and Phil still have their work email address under flipside so I assume they are still under flipside as talents?

Btw I don't even understand pewdiepie's mcn does? I see that himself, marzia and mark and others are still under different networks?

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SquishPhan wrote:
bluebox-away wrote:According to UpdatedPhan they've been removed for the Playlist panel they were on, so maybe it was a mistake?
Curious. I wonder which panel they will be on.
I doubt they will do any panel at all, they are probably too busy preparing for the first show so they cancelled the panel.
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akui wrote:
SquishPhan wrote:
phamnotof wrote:there's a Chrome extension (vidlQ) that makes tag-viewing really easy & also shows some stats as well - and now that I look at it, it also shows networks. And Dan's indeed is this new one.
I guess this means that socialblade was right about Dan. Though I'm still not convinced about some of the other channels under the new network, that just really throws me off. I guess we will just have to wait and see. Which is hard for me to do, since I'm a curious person
I went to check those channels, none of them have the same is under Dan Howell Limited, looks like it's an error on social blade. But dinof and dapg are definitely under Dan Howell Limited now.

What does this mean? So it is true that Dan is taking the dapg and Phil is taking the dapc in a #phandivorce ?
Yes they have.
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New panel update: Motivation Station being inspired
Your fanfiction have been great The only thing that would make sense is that they have Phil join under the account as well after his contract is up or that they secretly share an account and all the money under the company goes there ;)
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Idk if anyone else noticed but the address listed for Dan Howell Ltd, also houses Amazing Phil Ltd. Looks like our sons are all grown up lol. What a blow for Channelflip though. But awesome for the boys.
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majitzu wrote:
akui wrote:
SquishPhan wrote:
phamnotof wrote:there's a Chrome extension (vidlQ) that makes tag-viewing really easy & also shows some stats as well - and now that I look at it, it also shows networks. And Dan's indeed is this new one.
I guess this means that socialblade was right about Dan. Though I'm still not convinced about some of the other channels under the new network, that just really throws me off. I guess we will just have to wait and see. Which is hard for me to do, since I'm a curious person
I went to check those channels, none of them have the same is under Dan Howell Limited, looks like it's an error on social blade. But dinof and dapg are definitely under Dan Howell Limited now.

What does this mean? So it is true that Dan is taking the dapg and Phil is taking the dapc in a #phandivorce ?
Yes they have.
No? I can't find it? This is the code for that Russian subtitle channel. Same for other channels. I can only find Dan's company name on his channels and dapg.
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I didn't post since Louise's video...so old news:I loved Dan's video even if like felucca has said at moments I didn't enjoy Louise (also for me Dan's explanations were to sort of justify Louise's breakdown and need of control).

Now: what is this network change? If they seriously want to manage themselves I will be from the sidelines.
From the little I know they don't have serious advantages from having CF: they already have the book and the tour, they also have the contacts so why give them$£ %?
Maybe Phil will join later on? or for tax reasons now it's only under Dan's name?

Last...I love Dan's photo, but above all I love how the Lesters took Dan as part of their pack...even from my phanagnostic p.o.w. I could totally see Phil's mum sending treats to Dan when she sends something to Phil.
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You are right, it doesn't appear in the Russian one, but it does in the Emiiiliee, MSaints, MarcusSpanish and the danisnotonfire's ones... I don't know

I'm going out, I will read you al later
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majitzu wrote:You are right, it doesn't appear in the Russian one, but it does in the Emiiiliee, MSaints, MarcusSpanish and the danisnotonfire's ones... I don't know

I'm going out, I will read you al later
Complete shot in the dark, cause i have no idea if this is how things work, or if it's at all possible, but could they be channels he's had either taken down or taken over for copyright breaches?
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IckleMissMayhem wrote: Complete shot in the dark, cause i have no idea if this is how things work, or if it's at all possible, but could they be channels he's had either taken down or taken over for copyright breaches?
It could be that they were trying to get money off of those videos and then it got claimed?

maybe?

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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Phil looks so good with that shirt

Gosh I'd love a florida liveshow v.v
I really think they should do one befofe the tour madness as they'll probs be too tired to do one i the future.

I also wish Phil would post a photo, come one Dan do yr job as Phil trash and bless us with a phil/phan photo. :')

re: channel network stuff, it wouldn't really surprise me if they built their own one. At least Phil's bro is managing other yt shops and it would be a nice way for them to stay in the yt scene even if their fame goes away. It is weird tho that the network is only danhowelllimited. I would guess Phil would put AP and LAP under amazingphillimited to give themselves more freedom and of course cash.

ps. guys looking at source codes, check the one for the urge xD *too lazy to screenshot it*
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daichii wrote: ps. guys looking at source codes, check the one for the urge xD *too lazy to screenshot it*
The only funny one I see is the "50 shades of grey" one.

This is better
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And this

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And this

//Lost one in the abyss

I'll stop now.
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