Dan & Phil Part 40: We like the cock

[missemma]

Good choice on the thread name guys!


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Happy posting!
[edit]: ngl it didn't make me chuckle clicking the box 'make this a sticky' with this thread name. I'll take my childish humour elsewhere don't worry

[Amiaw]

I am actually proud of Dan and Phil for not resorting to #bro behavior during this video. They knew it was going to be ridiculous and they went for it.

[sweetmm]

I enjoyed the latest video; I hope they do more games that requires them to move about, I find them much more entertaining. Of course it helps when the person I root for wins

Moreover I continue to enjoy their previous lick video as the comments from viewers outside the phandom are more hilarious then the video itself

[Catallena]

Oh my lord this shit was hilarious and I was cackling throughout the entire thing

- "My ass hurts." < A sentence that I never thought Dan would say outside of smut fics.
- "The vibrations on this are way too accurate."
- "I was milking it so hard!" You milk the phandom harder tbh. /antistanjoke
- It implies that you're stellar at handjobs and I hope you won't let that talent go to waste.
- "I guess it's just natural for you to have an udder in your hand." Yeah. An udder. Absolutely.
- "That is literally the start of a porn." Dan has got experience with the cowboy subgenre I see. But we already knew that from TATINOF I guess.
- Philly ain't gonna have any more.. milk.
- Dan made him blow his top off. "At least you get the drink.."
- I like how Dan gave us the blowjob gif material we wanted anyway even after knowing the game wasn't about that. Thanks mate

AND PHIL WON

oh my gosh, this is all on point (took out some and left my favorites to save space)

Catallena I laughed more at your post than I did at the video so thank you for that

Thank you, thank you

I sometimes like to think that if I were a cute white boy with a British accent, I'd end Deppy's career. Alas I only got the white part down.

[pastelspectre]

i love love loved the new video! it was awesome. and funny and i'm a bit confused, can someone explain what you mean by post baking universe please?

i do love the video though, very much. i thought it was really funny about the wanking parts lmao but its bc i have a very dirty mind. oops.

[TrAlexa888]

Hey everyone, nice to finally de-lurk and post something! I am relatively new to the phandom, but I was wondering if there are any "dnp closet theories" cuz i haven't seen any. But basically just wondering why you guys think Dnp denied it in the first place after the first leakage of the vday video.

[eevee]

Hey everyone, nice to finally de-lurk and post something! I am relatively new to the phandom, but I was wondering if there are any "dnp closet theories" cuz i haven't seen any. But basically just wondering why you guys think Dnp denied it in the first place after the first leakage of the vday video.

Why does anyone ever deny or hide their sexuality, relationship, or anything else not completely mainstream? Because there are intolerant people in the world. The world is a big, scary place. There are lots of people to upset. When your career depends on making a large amount of people like you, it can be scary to be anything that isn't 100% accepted and mainstream (which is a stupid concept anyway but sadly this is the world we live in, where straight white men get ahead)

maybe things are better than they were in the past, more and more tolerance and pride is spread for the LGBTQ+ community every day. But you still don't personally feel ready to come out. Guess what! You don't have to. There are a bunch of reasons why you might not want to come out. Who you are attracted to is your business, anyway. Straight people don't announce their sexuality to the world. Why should you? Why make it a big deal? Is making it a big deal perpetuating the idea that you're part of an oppressed group? Or is it a display of pride? Is it up to you to decide?

Maybe you don't know what to do. Maybe being in a same-sex relationship is new for you. Maybe being a rising internet star is new for you. Maybe you just dropped out of college and put all your eggs in the Radio 1 and Youtube basket and can't afford to take any risks right now. Maybe everything is scaring the absolute hell out of you and there's no guidebook for these things. Maybe everything seems so, so fragile. Maybe you have no plan B. Maybe everything you've always wanted is finally starting to work out, and you just weren't equipped for something unexpected to happen.

There are many reasons for not coming out, really.

[swofro]

Thanks for choosing my thread name suggestion 40 threads in, finally my moment has come

missemma I like all the gifs but my main choice is top left and top right. Mainly top left.

I still can't get over the video. I've already watched it three times now. I can't seem to nail down which part is my favourite bits, probably because I love the entirety of that video. Phil is right that this feel like Bishi Bashi Special, which is also ome of my favs. I hope they visited this again in the future and in my wildest dream, do best of 7 in zen.

I am also happy Phil win but I also feel sad Dan lose. Deppy vs other team need to happen.

[helvetica]

i love love loved the new video! it was awesome. and funny and i'm a bit confused, can someone explain what you mean by post baking universe please .

Look at the last years Halloween video and you'll notice a slight change in their behavior/ jokes. They seem more comfortable and at ease, less no homo y. We call it the post baking vid universe bc that's what Dan calls videos after that video in his liveshows.

[JoeAverage]

Literally just posting to say: Phil won fuck yeah!

*goes back to raising kittens in the dark*

[vincentian]

Lol that Switch video, not sure what to comment on. I was a little uncomfortable watching it, but I am always watching their videos through my fingers for the first time. It was fun though. The lighting wasn't great, wonder why they didn't colour correct it or put on some smoothing effect, as Dan was literally the colour of the wall and Phil was ghostly pale. I guess it's #nofilters #noholdingback2k17
Also, great thread title

[captainspacecoat]

Wow I loved that Switch video! I actually didn't find it cringy at all, and I have a very low tolerance for cringe (still haven't watched TATINOF for that reason lol). I feel like it was the sort of game that brought out their natural bants, and I didn't think that they were trying too hard or anything. I'm so glad Phil won as well, and Dan wasn't obnoxious about losing or anything so it's a win-win all around It was nice to see that lesser seen angle of their lounge room as well, I kept getting distracted looking at their shelves haha

Also eevee I completely agree with your response to their reaction to the vday vid being released, very well said

[coffeepenguin]

re: switch video

after some consideration, as I hate not understanding what I feel, I flipped the video back how it should be (100% recommend), braced myself and rewatched it (twice to make sure). Was much better for me like that, I'm beginning to see why so many of you loved it. Still not my favourite video, though, and some things still seem, I don't know, weird is too strong a word, but, for example, Phil at the beginning (1:07), looking straight to the camera and then talking about how funny the videos demonstrating how to play the mini-games are, seems a bit nervous and then, idk, excited? And also obviously looking to Dan for his reaction for some reason (some other things and a brief dicussion under spoiler)

- Cowboy shipping from Dan, Phil agreeing, then an immediate jump cut
- Phil's reaction face @ 03:35 when he sees the milk thing is just hilarious, ok
- I tried counting gay jokes, but it doesn't get me anywhere, they are not that cringe or, you know, homophobic, to continue a bit the discussion you guys had on the herpes thing, and, as others have said, those jokes do seem kinda natural for them
- I like how Dan's closing his eyes during the milk thing, same. And Phil's face continues to be the most fascinating thing at this point, but as opposed to Dan, he's really trying to keep looking at him while doing the, uhm, milking. Also, I never want to hear Phil's voice form "Just milk that cow, Dan" ever again, sorry, Dan is dying internally at this point (also, same)
- The role-playing cowboy thing is still very painful to watch, probable the worst part for me (and they are, for real, way too comfortable with it, as someone mentioned, guess all that TATINOF practice we've never seen is paying off), but Dan's "you should be" at 6:09 in response to Phil's "I'm scared" is the most sexually charged thing in the whole video, which is saying something (complete with Phil's glance to the camera after another innuendo, thanks )

So, I guess, after rewatching this, the strangest part for me, apart from the flipping, was that there was no buffer, Deppy kept making innuendos and sexually charged jokes at and off each other, as opposed to, like, at the food, as in the infamous baking video, or at the game itself, because here the game was very much absent, or, if you want, Deppy were the game, the roleplaying aspect was way more important than reacting to an image (like the "I mounted you" in the Donkey Kong or even the Horse Prince). But it still wasn't 100% natural bants, because the audience was very much present and Deppy, at least at some moments, were very aware of it. What was maybe different is that they made an effort not to be too preoccupied by the possible reaction - or maybe they were so genuinely entertained that they forgot themselves at times.

Then, there's the whole eye-contact thing and the way they addressed the weirdness of it, in general terms, but not in relation to each other. I can't believe that I'm saying it, but maybe the absence of is what also made it weird for me? Idk, really, I'm still very much confused. I mean, I've seen men in different forms of relationship (openly lovers, friends, just colleagues) in entertainment making innuendos at each other because their fans and/or they themselves like it, and I'm not trying to bring back the fanservice discussion, this video doesn't feel like fanservice anyway, but the audience was a third party in the video, I *am* the audience and I really can't understand what reaction I'm supposed to have

Sorry in advance for this post, I already can see that mine will be an unpopular opinion, but this gaming video was almost as much cringe for me as TATINOF fanfiction segment (and I really hated that). I mean, wow, I've managed to watch it, but for the most part with my eyes closed, and I probably need to rewatch it, but I can't, it's just too much. I don't know why it is that way for me, I usually appreciate all kinds of content Deppy put out, even the silliest things, and I'm not normally bothered by innuendos, like, at all, I rather like the controversial Horse Prince videos (because I feel like they really find it interesting, for whatever reason), but this one... nope, nope, noppity nope, I'll honestly take the bus tour over this any day (sorry again for being negative, I don't really want to criticise Deppy over this, I'm just really surprised at my own, very strong, reaction, and I also found them quite tense at some moments in the video, but I literally can't stomach a rewatch, at least yet)

I totally agree with you that the cringe is high (though surely nothing could be worse than the bus tour! ). I did wonder why they were doing all that....wanking. It seemed pointlessly weird and uncomfortable at times.

But--I couldn't keep my eyes off Dan in this. Did I mention how much I'm liking his hair? And he looked tall and supple and--oh, dear: where's the fan emoji?

Well, my main problem is that, as I'm not attracted to either of them, if I have a problem with the content, I can't really enjoy the video for other stuff (it does sometimes seem like an actual problem, though, what am I doing with my life)

I wanted to answer it, even if it's from the previous thread, because I just overthink everything so much that I can't ever reply in time, so it seems like I don't engage at all, I swear, I'm a nice person and I want to have conversations

[flarequake]

Check out Phil's channel community tab for this cheeky gem

[flurry]

I loved the video!! Thought it was utterly hilarious and I laughed out multiple times. I personally don't understand why some people found it cringey or uncomfortable since to me the jokes were really run of the mill humour and innuendos. In fact it's very typical British humour I think and I was here for it. I should preface this by saying that I do like a lot of brit comedy panels and old school comedies like Blackadder so yeah that might explain why I'm fine with all this stuff.

I really hope they explore the other mini games here because I love some motion videos where they're moving and interacting with the screen and each other.

Some pages back in the previous thread- some posters were asking how we can watch D&P if not for the relationship part of it (in the sense of shipping/phan interaction) and I mean definitely their gameplay alone isn't a draw - well personally I've never really watched them for cute/shippy/phan moments?? I watch their videos because it's like sitting on the couch and watching two friends of yours casually play games on a lazy afternoon - that's how it feels to me. I watch their videos separately and like them as separate people and then when they do content together like the gaming channel it's like hanging out with friends. That's what YouTube is to me anyway - a kind of virtual relaxation and chilling with people who paradoxically feel like friends but you really don't know them but that's also alright

[bantstrash]

I just wanted to do a quick reply as I was someone who used the word uncomfortable in the last thread. The only thing that made me uncomfortable was that I didn't initially recognise Dan as Dan. It made me realise my face blindness must be worse than I thought! Other than that I loved it!

[QuiteFriendly]

I really loved the switch video as well. I thought it was funny and cringey in the best way, couldn't stop laughing. It felt relaxed and effortless, in a good way. I like a DvP when you can't really tell who is going to win and I really hope they left the All or Nothing in 2016.

One thing that stuck out is that Dan doesn't seem to look at the camera as often as he usually does. I mean, usually Dan's facial expression gives us cues on how to interpret something he's saying, or at least how he wants us to interpret him. and I'm thinking that this might be a reason why some might find the video hard to read. I know he probably was just looking at the tv (and Phil), but it I think that was what had me confused before realising what it was. I also think that it was part of what made the video enjoyable as it, like someone said, felt like watching friends just having fun.

- It implies that you're stellar at handjobs and I hope you won't let that talent go to waste.

It also implies that you're twice as good even though you're using your right (?, wrong?, the non-left) hand...
(Love your comments btw, Catallena! )

[alittledizzy]

1-2 Switch - Dan vs. Phil

:10 - "This time we're not putting it in our mouths." YouPorn Katie sighs and realizes that today is still not her day.
:17 - Definitely thought Phil was gonna smack Dan with the controller there.
:28 - "We make quality content that isn't licking things." Dan snapping back at all the people saying the lick video was weak content by... fully agreeing with them.
:48 - I think Dan was shading Nintendo for not giving a freebie game anymore.
1:00 - So if they had a pet, it would belong between them? Equally theirs?
1:38 - "Look, Luigi is the people's champion, Phil." Bc we can't have Phil feeling bad for being Luigi.
2:15 - "Ball count!" Phil reads, then looks straight at Dan. Dan is "Not feeling that." Womp womp.
2:32 - They did clearly try out some of the games but I also get the feeling they didn't actually play every single one. Mostly because Dan overreacting a response to something he's already seen before is generally obvious.
3:08 - okay i get 'penis' and 'Hillary Clinton' but I can't decide if the word before penis is 'boob' 'poo' or 'food.' I feel like Phil would be equally distracted by any of the three.
4:24 - Milk this virtual nip. Squeeze this teat.
4:40 - Dan's face wwhen Phil says 'milk that cow, Dan' - slight horror, discomfort, and intrigue. Same.
5:07 - "I guess it's just natural for you to have an udder in your hand." Phil looking at Dan for reaction again, but jumpcut.
5:35 - Dan is paying too much attention to the sexual tension laden cowboys on screen so Phil has to make a comment about getting his guns out.
5:42 - Phil realizes he can't beat the cowboys for Dan's attention, so he just joins in appreciating.
5:52 - "You know that I'm faster than you." "You're not faster than me!" So affronted, Phil.
6:14 - "You're about to feel my sweet steel." Aborted glance at the camera like he's going to make a weird face, but doesn't go through with it.
6:39 - "Look at that angle, I shot you right in the penis." "I'm not gonna have any more-" I have so many questions about this. Why is Dan obsessed with saying penis on camera now? What won't Phil have any more of? Was it really necessary for Phil to cup his dick as he was saying this? Why was there such a weird jumpcut after?
7:03 - Shake that soda. Yes, Phil, it's going to look so wrong - but you already did the milking one, no point in being shy about it now.
7:31 - Phil seems to have a fear of things like that going off in his hand. (har, har.) His expression here reminds me of the shock pen bit with Jim. I also love the way he thrusts his hand out to Dan when he's giving it back.
8:12 - Yeah, these games are just made for 'two lads.'
8:18 - Who wants to bet the played the baby one as soon as they were done filming?
9:45 - Dan's hand gestures here are so endearing. I wish they did more stuff standing up, for the full body language experience.
10:10 - Dan's quiet gaspy laughing.
10:49 - "Can I get the cape out of the trunk?" The trunk, not your trunk.
11:52 - Was it the hand thrusting motion that made Phil win? Either way, niiiiiice.
12:37 - lmao, Dan's such an ass. He lets go of the board and Phil squeaks and almost drops it.

[eevee]

No one asked me but to reply to people asking why we watch dan and phil and if it's all about shippy/phan moments:

I think saying that Dan and Phil's content is only good for watching their relationship progress is a bit of an insult to Dan and Phil. Sure, sometimes Dan's videos are kinda basic (I'm looking at you, How To Survive Exams...) but the truth is that Dan and Phil put a lot of work into what they do and have a good result. Take TATINOF for example...maybe one part of it was cringey but the rest of it was damn well rehearsed and they not only pulled it off, they owned it, served it, blew us all away. They have three channels between the two of them, even though they're pretty much a duo at this point. After TATINOF was released on youtube red they've been uploading extremely frequently, and it's been a few months now. They've maintained a successful youtube career for a very long time, something a lot of OG youtubers completely failed to do.

I could go on, but I just feel strongly that Dan and Phil are more than The Story of Phan. Yes, the story of phan is beautiful, and I am very excited to see how it continues. I ship them with all of my being and I want them to get married and have 10 dogs. But I'm also enjoying the content they're putting their hard work into along the way.

Also eevee I completely agree with your response to their reaction to the vday vid being released, very well said

Thank you!!

[alittledizzy]

I could go on, but I just feel strongly that Dan and Phil are more than The Story of Phan. Yes, the story of phan is beautiful, and I am very excited to see how it continues. I ship them with all of my being and I want them to get married and have 10 dogs. But I'm also enjoying the content they're putting their hard work into along the way.

To me, it's less the story of phan and more the chemistry of phan. I do appreciate that they put work into their videos - more than some youtubers, less than others - but if you removed my attachment to their chemistry then their content wouldn't have meaning for me. And if they made content I just really didn't like, their chemistry wouldn't matter to me. Even if I'm here more for them than the content, there has to be some level of respect/appreciation in all areas for me.

(And if they were two straight guys with the same chemistry and the same content, it would probably hold less meaning to me as well because the humor and chemistry they exhibit between straight guys would feel like baiting to me. But that's veering into a different conversation.)

Basically - there are lots of small pieces that build the whole puzzle for me, no single reason.

[SexyTrashCan]

[uglyamerican]

Just popping in to say that I liked the "Switch" video - did they flip the video as a "play" on Switch, or for some other reason? As for the lighting, the boys don't spend too much time on production value - they're more focused on the "story," and editing for effect. Overall, mildly entertaining - certainly more so than Japanese horseplay.

[SexyTrashCan]

Just popping in to say that I liked the "Switch" video - did they flip the video as a "play" on Switch, or for some other reason?

I just thought it was for the play on words

[rizzo]

Just popping in to say that I liked the "Switch" video - did they flip the video as a "play" on Switch, or for some other reason?

I just thought it was for the play on words

[dansnose]

first time posting on here ^^
i really liked the 1 2 switch video i think dan and phil's 2017 sense of humor is GLORIOUS and if that's the rebrand they implied at i am more than pleased
they're so, almost too comfortable on camera lately and i couldn't be happier and prouder of deppy and the incredible transition in behavior they've had lately!
im all for them being big flirts and throwing innuendos left and right i like that more adult humor and i find it more enjoyable