DIL'S BOWLING DESTRUCTION - Sims 4 #40 (26 May 2017)

Fri May 26, 2017 9:25 pm

1:09 - "It says mirage, not miracle." Dan can't read.
1:31 - "Meet a potential mate. Mate is a weird word. A partner?" Their usage of 'mate' takes on a whole new word with Phil cheekily suggesting that mate and partner are interchangeable. I assume he was implying that a bowling alley is somewhere you go to pick up a date?
1:41 - That smile Phil gives Dan is just. Damn. That's some cute shit.
2:07 - Phil makes the comment about joining people on the toilet being a theme, and Dan opens his mouth to obviously say something then jumpcut.
2:48 - Dab is social level three. "That's higher than both of us."
2:55 - Phil's flame toy.
3:16 - Phil sings 'fireman Dan' - is that a roleplay of theirs?
4:28 - Spooky week reference.
4:54 - "You can make references that are old, Dan." Surprisingly firm snarky Phil. I like it.
5:32 - Phil wasn't allowed distressed jeans as a child. "Revealing all my issues right now."
5:47 - Dan is super into plotting out Dab's progression in life.
6:03 - "You could be a stylist, Phil."
8:38 - If that were under Dil's bed they would 100% have made a tentacle porn jokes.
9:26 - Sleepover recollections.
9:38 - Dan eyefucking the camera while sipping water. Ok...ay.
10:17 - Phil's grandma cut him up sugared apples based on the activity they were doing together.
10:58 - Dan: "He can cook a gourmet meal now." Phil: "He could do that before."
11:22 - Phil's hand gesture here is so cute.
12:50 - "I think it's like feet and... balls." Cue synchronized snickers.
13:16 - Phil's brother worked at a bowling alley for work experience, as Marshall the dog.
14:03 - Bowling recollection sharing time. Dan "ironically" brought out the rail, specifies that the boys wanted him to be competitive and he said no.
15:30 - Abrupt jump cut away from bowling alley customization.
18:20 - "Glitch in the matrix." (Except not.)
19:00 - Phil immediately wants to freeze her.
19:35 - Phil wants to leave after freezing one person.
19:52 - Dan decides to keep freezing people, and freeze everyone. I wonder if they had a conversation about this?
20:06 - Jumpcut and when it comes back Phil is looking down. Phone maybe?
21:05 - Phil: "What have you done, Dan? What is wrong with you today?"
21:07 - Dan says it's a piece of art, Phil says "They're humans!"
21:54 - "Let's not even bother discussing it." Dan, re: Dil sleeping outside instead of with Tabitha.
22:13 - Plot twist that Dan and Phil definitely, definitely wanted/were expecting to happen. Phil really needs a reason to make more mpreg jokes.
24:15 - So next episode will be house renovation? I'm here for it, those are my favorite parts of this series.
24:45 - X-Files theme yessss.