:26 - Hottest day of the year.
:39 - People calling him dad is very disturbing but he hopes people got him loads of snacks because he is very hungry.
1:09 - Emphasizes that he is doing his younow on his bed from his bedroom look at his bed frame btw it's his bedroom.
1:31 - Aircon is strongest in the bedroom - if his options downstairs were his bedroom/lounge/gaming room then I wonder if that means we get sweaty mess gaming videos?
1:54 - Hard to sleep with the aircon on, he uses ear plugs.
2:11 - He was very tempted to get delivery ice cream, but the seven pounds for delivery ice cream was a dealbreaker. "That's peak laziness, that is." says the guy who had pancakes delivered on pancake day.
3:03 - He went outside today.
3:09 - Facetimed his father. Got him a tasting selection of jams and marmalades. Also wanted it for himself; had one with whiskey and one with champagne. Hacksaw Ridge and Nocturnal (?).
3:57 - Went to see his family for a big family thing. Saw some of his dad's cousins and they looked just like him. He has a huge family and he hasn't met a lot of them.
4:42 - Family tree journey; mum's father had nine brothers and a sister. Hasn't met any of those great uncles, some kind of family drama and they all moved to Australia except his granddad. He has a lot of Australian relatives. All over 6'2" - in case you didn't know, he's pretty tall. He's 6'2" or 6'3" - isn't sure which one.
5:43 - Onslaught of creepy crawlies.
5:56 - Centipede story; heard a scuttling sound while he was laying in bed and there was a centipede swimming along his floor. Dan came in like "what the hell are you talking about, what's wrong with you?"
6:39 - Forced Dan to watch for the centipede while he went and got a glass. "Dan's not a fan of those creepy crawlies either."
7:10 - You should never google anything. (He googled the centipede.)
7:52 - Moment of Bear Grylls style bravery, he trapped the centipede.
8:11 - Had to finish the maneuver of putting cardboard under the glass.
8:53 - Dan abandoned Phil to deal with the centipede. Launched it out of the window.
9:36 - Phil is now an obsessive centipede checker.
10:06 - His room is a work in progress. Careful camera work not to show more of his room. One painting above his bed, one over the dresser.
10:55 - Thinks the dresser was too cluttered. He kept the furniture of the people who lived there before.
11:16 - He and Dan are the only people who like the paintings of tigers (cats).
12:08 - Likes his vase of sticks. The sticks cost him four pounds.
12:25 - Going to change up his set decor every time he makes a video.
12:44 - Chased for seven minutes by a wasp at the family thing.
12:57 - Bees are happy to pollinate flowers. Wasps are out of destroy everything.
13:29 - Movies with his family: Sully. Don't watch it on a plane, don't show it to anyone who has been in a plane incident.
14:05 - Martyn's plane incident. Curious... Martyn's not a fan of planes anymore.
14:35 - Excited for Louise being pregnant. Unexpected but exciting. He told her Phil was a strong name; it could be a little Phil or a Philippa. Or a boy called Philippa.
15:06 - Chat: "Or Daniel." Phil: "NO."
15:25 - Dil is pregnant with an alien baby. It makes Phil want to rip his own face off; doesn't know how he's going to handle two children. Dab was such a handful, how will they handle two?
16:08 - Phil pondering the technicalities of Dil giving birth.
16:19 - Thinks you have to look at something before you name it. His dad wasn't named for two weeks after he was born.
16:38 - The baby coming out of his mouth doesn't sound pleasant but is better than the alternative. No assbabies for Phil.
16:56 - Dan's birthday. Phil had the fidget spinner - was he just playing with it the whole time?
17:17 - "It was no two pound friend present. It was like six pounds. That's how much Dan is worth."
17:33 - He made Dan watch him balance it on his nose. Omg that's adorable.
18:02 - Full twenty four hours of eye pain.
18:53 - Had to go to the eye hospital when he had that contact lens thing.
19:21 - Chucked the centipede out the window. Didn't want to kill it, doesn't like killing animals.
20:06 - Knee slap dot com.
20:19 - Attack on Titan! He's so excited. Wants to eat himself; canniphil rise.
20:43 - Wants more Levi. Phil really likes Levi. Is this his Haru?
21:12 - He had "big feels" in the last episode.
21:34 - "How eloquent. English language degree."
22:01 - His mum made the best brownies he's ever eaten.
22:21 - Watched Captain America Civil War for the second time. Hyped for Spiderman.
22:53 - New video; read his old emails.
23:18 - Has a lot of chat logs from AOL in email form.
23:42 - AOL discs. He played frisbee with them.
24:01 - Cracks up again over 'clean us, dad.'
24:12 - "Stop calling me dad, though. Because it's inappropriate."
24:20 - Admires his own eyes. Same, Phil. Same.
24:44 - Doesn't like Love Island anymore. He watched a week of it, that was more than enough of the trash. He didn't realize it lasted for seven weeks.
25:10 - Stopped watching it when they started being horrible to each other.
25:26 - Ate fish and chips with his family.
25:44 - He vinegars the heck out of his fish and chips.
25:55 - Last liveshow for "quite a while" - not back until July.
26:14 - Admits he needs to show waffle restraint.
26:29 - Doing one or two things on stage.
27:17 - He is in a house with air conditioning for the first time in his life.
27:31 - Wonder Woman was incredible.
27:57 - Fish out of water scenes are great, stuff in the island is great, characters/actors are great. He might go see it again.
28:30 - Chris Pine is distracting when you're watching the film, when he's radiating out of his face. How do you achieve that face.
29:01 - When he finds coins on the floor, the date is always 1997. He is being stalked by the year 1997. Illuminati conspiracy. The start of his story. It will be a series. And a movie.
29:45 - They meant weight not money. "Okay. Never mind."
30:43 - Boy puppy baby names.
31:13 - He likes human names for animals.
32:00 - Beauty tips with Phil.
33:01 - Phil dancing to the beauty music.
33:14 - Beauty tip #1 - change your face wash every three or four months, because your skin gets used to them.
33:41 - His face currently smells of tree sap.
33:53 - He does some yoga - downward dog. Total eclipse. Bat. He made those up. But downward dog is a thing. (Yeah I bet it is. Bet you and Dan are big fans of that one.)
34:10 - Next tip: don't spray hairspray directly into your mouth and probably isn't good for your health.
34:19 - Another dance break.
34:30 - Next tip: Drink lots of water.
34:56 - Next tip: when you finish making tea, put teabags on your eyes.
35:15 - Disclaimer: don't do any of the things he just said.
35:25 - Did not watch E3, but saw Mario video and is excited for T-Rex Mario.
35:43 - Hyped for Black Panther.
35:57- Flat earthers. He is not a flat earther.
37:02 - Steven Universe
37:24 - He deleted Pokemon Go.
38:57 - Air freshener review. Smells like clean t-shirts fell on your face during a thunderstorm. Three stars. He's just not that into it.
40:02 - His toilet smelling like vanilla cupcake gave him conflicted feelings about the toilet.
40:24 - Three worst animals: centipedes, mosquitoes, wasps.
40:55 - "I like doing it on my bed as well. Maybe I'll do more liveshows from this room. Who knows."
42:42 - Promoting Dan; Memeing of Life made Phil chuckle.
Dan and Misc Watch 2017