Dan & Phil Part 12: Stalking him until he loves you

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eevee wrote: i agree, though, it's a little joke that Dan tells. I don't necessarily mean like DAN MUST HAVE A GRINDR DUH
i agree haha i wasn't trying to say it'd be mega concrete lgbt!dan proof or anything i mainly thought it was hilarious how he saw a young guy and old balding man and THAT was the first thing he thought of :lol:
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I always thought grindr and tindr were equally well known. I'm straight and probably knew about grindr first...
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hunnyftw wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:Top flight jurnalizm that... :roll:
We could write a better magazine than that and make millions from it - apparently all you need to do is trawl social media!
You may be joking but in an AU where IDB's bantz and more serious discussions were to be published I'd buy that stuff in a flash! It'd certainly be more entertaining than this garbage.
Fuck it. Let's do it. We need a project to keep us entertained during the 2nd half of TATINOF and the downtime afterwards (don't kid yourselves, you know it'll happen!)
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eevee wrote:Grindr hookup...I feel like not too many people outside the LGBT+ community know what grindr is to be honest, my straight girlfriends don't know what it is. Hmmm
*raises hand* straight person here and I defnitely have heard of grindr, so +1 for spaceguitar here. I think you might be underestimating the amount of useless trivia knowledge an average internet user acquires, regardless of that person being LGBT+ or not.
+1 here too. I'd say most of the people invested in / online enough to be watching their Sims series would know what Grindr/dating apps in general are, regardless of age/sexual orientation.
Winston wrote:I always thought grindr and tindr were equally well known. I'm straight and probably knew about grindr first...
Ditto.
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*shrug* I know about grindr as a bisexual girl but that's because I have some gay friends, I've had people ask them what grindr is. I guess it depends on how internet savvy you are and what circles you're in?
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
hunnyftw wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:Top flight jurnalizm that... :roll:
We could write a better magazine than that and make millions from it - apparently all you need to do is trawl social media!
You may be joking but in an AU where IDB's bantz and more serious discussions were to be published I'd buy that stuff in a flash! It'd certainly be more entertaining than this garbage.
Fuck it. Let's do it. We need a project to keep us entertained during the 2nd half of TATINOF and the downtime afterwards (don't kid yourselves, you know it'll happen!)
We definitely could write something better/more interesting, and I'd be on board but idk if we'd be risking copyright claims and angry DM's in the process? :lol: Would 100% like to read a less tween-y magazine about YTers though tbh, especially if it featured actual intelligent interviews with creators and stuff.. The only one I can think of is blogosphere which is much more blogging oriented than vlogging, I think?
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Yeah, all of this grindr discussion just proves that we all have different trivia knowledge and varying internet experiences. Nothing new, tbh :lol:

Anyway,
IckleMissMayhem wrote:
hunnyftw wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:Top flight jurnalizm that... :roll:
We could write a better magazine than that and make millions from it - apparently all you need to do is trawl social media!
You may be joking but in an AU where IDB's bantz and more serious discussions were to be published I'd buy that stuff in a flash! It'd certainly be more entertaining than this garbage.
Fuck it. Let's do it. We need a project to keep us entertained during the 2nd half of TATINOF and the downtime afterwards (don't kid yourselves, you know it'll happen!)
Shit :( I think I'm feeling the downtime now. Bored of the tour and I really want it to end sooner rather than later. Granted, the M&G pictures are great but it's a very repetitive experience: turn on the Internet to see what's new in the D&P world only to find out that nothing's new, watch some cute M&G photos, read some bantz from other equally bored people trying to entertain themselves, turn off the Internet, hope for some videos the next day... well. Sorry for being grupmy and first-world-problemy all of the sudden. I blame IckleMiss for reminding me of it ;)
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
hunnyftw wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:Top flight jurnalizm that... :roll:
We could write a better magazine than that and make millions from it - apparently all you need to do is trawl social media!
You may be joking but in an AU where IDB's bantz and more serious discussions were to be published I'd buy that stuff in a flash! It'd certainly be more entertaining than this garbage.
Fuck it. Let's do it. We need a project to keep us entertained during the 2nd half of TATINOF and the downtime afterwards (don't kid yourselves, you know it'll happen!)
We really need to start this project :lol: We'll be more famous than SHOUT. We can even have a #mostbelievabletheories article

On a more serious note I'd love to see a magazine publish a more serious article about someone and have actual facts and know what the audience of that someone want. A little time dedicated to it would do wonders.
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Poe wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:
hunnyftw wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:Top flight jurnalizm that... :roll:
We could write a better magazine than that and make millions from it - apparently all you need to do is trawl social media!
You may be joking but in an AU where IDB's bantz and more serious discussions were to be published I'd buy that stuff in a flash! It'd certainly be more entertaining than this garbage.
Fuck it. Let's do it. We need a project to keep us entertained during the 2nd half of TATINOF and the downtime afterwards (don't kid yourselves, you know it'll happen!)
We really need to start this project :lol: We'll be more famous than SHOUT. We can even have a #mostbelievabletheories article

On a more serious note I'd love to see a magazine publish a more serious article about someone and have actual facts and know what the audience of that someone want. A little time dedicated to it would do wonders.
Well, we could cobble together a few pages from bits of the "Compilations" subfolder... chuck in a couple of in depth TATINOF reviews, maybe a suitably analysis of a random video, a catch up of Dil and Toto, Houseplant-watch, and bish bash bosh GET IT OUT ON THE SHELVES! ;)

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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
Poe wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:
hunnyftw wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:Top flight jurnalizm that... :roll:
We could write a better magazine than that and make millions from it - apparently all you need to do is trawl social media!
You may be joking but in an AU where IDB's bantz and more serious discussions were to be published I'd buy that stuff in a flash! It'd certainly be more entertaining than this garbage.
Fuck it. Let's do it. We need a project to keep us entertained during the 2nd half of TATINOF and the downtime afterwards (don't kid yourselves, you know it'll happen!)
We really need to start this project :lol: We'll be more famous than SHOUT. We can even have a #mostbelievabletheories article

On a more serious note I'd love to see a magazine publish a more serious article about someone and have actual facts and know what the audience of that someone want. A little time dedicated to it would do wonders.
Well, we could cobble together a few pages from bits of the "Compilations" subfolder... chuck in a couple of in depth TATINOF reviews, maybe a suitably analysis of a random video, a catch up of Dil and Toto, Houseplant-watch, and bish bash bosh GET IT OUT ON THE SHELVES! ;)
That already sounds a lot better than what SHOUT magazine publishes. I would buy that.
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What even was the point of that "article"? Would D&P have that much effect on sales to the waste money and space on that? I never bought those kind of mags when I was that age so I don't know if that would do it for me.
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An IDB magazine sounds like a dream, to be honest, I'd both buy the shit out of that and love to write the shit out of that. :D :D
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i used to buy all of those magazines religiously when i was 11-14 i liked the posters and the occasional free nail polish
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Winston wrote:What even was the point of that "article"? Would D&P have that much effect on sales to the waste money and space on that? I never bought those kind of mags when I was that age so I don't know if that would do it for me.


I think it's because have indeed an effect on the sales, and those kind of magasines use all the same techniques to sell, either they create very cringey fake interviews of famous teen celebrities or they do useless articles like this one.
jaej wrote:i used to buy all of those magazines religiously when i was 11-14 i liked the posters and the occasional free nail polish
i feel you
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I know this is a kink shame free zone but...


Oh my god what the hell is this ?
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Ticia wrote:Image

I know this is a kink shame free zone but...
Oh my goodness I bet she was happy to be breathing the same air LOL
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In the times of my early teenage obsession with Tokio Hotel (no regrets) I'd buy any magazine with them on the cover and take it home heart aflutter, even if all I'd be getting was a three line bubble of recent news. However, that was before the Internet became what it is now, and with D&P online presence not sure how much they would affect sales
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Ticia wrote:Image

I know this is a kink shame free zone but...
I am kink shaming here.
Seriously, I don't understand how anyone can be happy about getting that.
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gnostic wrote:In the times of my early teenage obsession with Tokio Hotel (no regrets) I'd buy any magazine with them on the cover and take it home heart aflutter, even if all I'd be getting was a three line bubble of recent news. However, that was before the Internet became what it is now, and with D&P online presence not sure how much they would affect sales
I feel like very dedicated (and most of the time young) fans would buy anything that have the faces of their "idols" (idk if we can call idols)
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Ticia wrote:Image

I know this is a kink shame free zone but...
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NarrysCanary wrote:
gnostic wrote:In the times of my early teenage obsession with Tokio Hotel (no regrets) I'd buy any magazine with them on the cover and take it home heart aflutter, even if all I'd be getting was a three line bubble of recent news. However, that was before the Internet became what it is now, and with D&P online presence not sure how much they would affect sales
I feel like very dedicated (and most of the time young) fans would buy anything that have the faces of their "idols" (idk if we can call idols)
One post above you is a girl orgasmic over getting wet paper out of Phil's mouth. I am pretty sure we can call anything and it wouldn't be an exaggeration
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That paper is magical

I didn't knew what grindr was until 5 minutes ago.

Idb homework: make in word 1 page of the new idb magazine. :lol:
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
Poe wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:
hunnyftw wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:Top flight jurnalizm that... :roll:
We could write a better magazine than that and make millions from it - apparently all you need to do is trawl social media!
You may be joking but in an AU where IDB's bantz and more serious discussions were to be published I'd buy that stuff in a flash! It'd certainly be more entertaining than this garbage.
Fuck it. Let's do it. We need a project to keep us entertained during the 2nd half of TATINOF and the downtime afterwards (don't kid yourselves, you know it'll happen!)
We really need to start this project :lol: We'll be more famous than SHOUT. We can even have a #mostbelievabletheories article

On a more serious note I'd love to see a magazine publish a more serious article about someone and have actual facts and know what the audience of that someone want. A little time dedicated to it would do wonders.
Well, we could cobble together a few pages from bits of the "Compilations" subfolder... chuck in a couple of in depth TATINOF reviews, maybe a suitably analysis of a random video, a catch up of Dil and Toto, Houseplant-watch, and bish bash bosh GET IT OUT ON THE SHELVES! ;)
And maybe, one day we would be able to even get an interview from Dan and Phil themselves We clearly need some content soon

Also happy birthday Ickle
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Don't you guys understand!? His saliva was on that piece of paper!! I nearly went into shock! And omg, don't even get me started on being in the same room with them, I can't believe I was in the same room as them i can't omdskhskjhfksdsk!!!

In all seriousness, wat the actual wat.
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Poe wrote:Also happy birthday Ickle
Thank you!
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I know this is a kink shame free zone but...
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Fucks sake...
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I'm wondering if the girl is going to keep the paper forever

She might try to create some clones with his saliva or something :lol:
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