Dan & Phil Part 40: We like the cock

[flarequake]

I love that they've got that poster on the office wall, it's hilarious (I bought it recently too, so much Deps on the wall now).

[SexyTrashCan]

Phil's streaming.
More dog talk as well huh

[RiriPandaHeart2]

Phil said something like "Dan came over to sign posters". :wtf:

context: He was talking about going out with Hazel for breakfast to catch up and then mentioned "Dan came over to sign posters" (new merch).

I feel like he meant he and Hazel went out for bfast, and Dan was left at home (probably still sleeping?) and then Dan followed and then they signed posters together.

But I feel like this will blow up living apart rumors again.

[lishachi]

when phil said about not wanting to move cus his brother and friends are here :wtf: moving un-confirmed? also new merch soon, i'm kind of thinking it'll be pastel themed but thats a lil guess

[nephilimcat]

This was such a wonderful ls! I was grinning the entire time. I love Phil so much and he was extra lovely and cute today I usually watch the ls while doing something else but today I was mainly watching Phil. I was so sad when he left

Phil said something like "Dan came over to sign posters". :wtf:

context: He was talking about going out with Hazel for breakfast to catch up and then mentioned "Dan came over to sign posters" (new merch).

I feel like he meant he and Hazel went out for bfast, and Dan was left at home (probably still sleeping?) and then Dan followed and then they signed posters together.

But I feel like this will blow up living apart rumors again.

That's exactly what I was thinking when he said that, let the conspiracy theorists come out of their holes, I live for it

[alittledizzy]

Phil said something like "Dan came over to sign posters". :wtf:

context: He was talking about going out with Hazel for breakfast to catch up and then mentioned "Dan came over to sign posters" (new merch).

I feel like he meant he and Hazel went out for bfast, and Dan was left at home (probably still sleeping?) and then Dan followed and then they signed posters together.

But I feel like this will blow up living apart rumors again.

My guess is that he was about to say Dan came to the IRL Digital office (since they have one now) and they signed, but wasn't sure if the offices had been announced and in the end opted not to say where they were.

Or he meant Martyn came over to their flat, and he and Dan signed posters - but he said Dan at the wrong moment and the whole sentence got jumbled.

when phil said about not wanting to move cus his brother and friends are here :wtf: moving un-confirmed? also new merch soon, i'm kind of thinking it'll be pastel themed but thats a lil guess

All that means is he doesn't want to move out of London! Not that he doesn't want to move, period.

[pearshaped34]

Phil said something like "Dan came over to sign posters". :wtf:

context: He was talking about going out with Hazel for breakfast to catch up and then mentioned "Dan came over to sign posters" (new merch).

I feel like he meant he and Hazel went out for bfast, and Dan was left at home (probably still sleeping?) and then Dan followed and then they signed posters together.

But I feel like this will blow up living apart rumors again.

Even if Phil had his own house I doubt it would be where Dan would go for merch signing as I would assume they go to Martyn and the merch rather than making him bring it to them and then take it back afterwards.
So I would assume Dan came over meant to Martyn's house or new office.

The way he worded it though made me wonder if Hazel also went to Martyn's after they ate as it sounded to me like he was saying he joined them as in in him and Hazel. Maybe Hazel's going into the merch business with Martyn. Or she just went to hang with Phil. Or she wasn't there at all and I'm reading too much into the wording.

[flarequake]

Wow, he was fricking zazzed today. More than blueberries in his yoghurt, or maybe it is just sugar, caffeine and being high on life Adorable bounciness anyway. I'm curious to see this new signed poster. Do not mind a few Phil fingerprints (Philgerprints?), though I also don't need a 4th poster of these two beans. Nor do I have any more space.

I love those lollipops, they sound amazing. He's right about the burger socks too, you wouldn't want to disturb their brilliant folding by opening the packet.

Angle and triangle talk was funny. I tried to quip "a cute is right" in the chat, but ofc there's too much for him to see. He was cute as hell doing that with his hands in front of his face, though.

Talking about not driving but liking the tube reminded me of speculation they might even move to LA. Doubtful with those opinions of transport in mind. Moving talk in general is a good point, where could they afford to buy in London especially with glass walls, a garden with a koi pond and a moat (where am I imagining that from, Phil saying he'd only fall in if they had one I think).

He left a bit early even for him, that was a shame, he was on a roll, it was fun. Funny how he talks about his hands being so big for the Switch controller and being so titanic in general when, next to Dan anyway, he seems not that big and his hands seem so dainty and pretty. He is tall with long legs, but he's so slim I don't think he's that big.

Edit: blimey, I'm a stress mushroom, 600 posts who needs a life outside of Deppyland

[alittledizzy]

The way he worded it though made me wonder if Hazel also went to Martyn's after they ate as it sounded to me like he was saying he joined them as in in him and Hazel. Maybe Hazel's going into the merch business with Martyn. Or she just went to hang with Phil. Or she wasn't there at all and I'm reading too much into the wording.

That's a pretty good theory, tbh. IRL Digital needs to fold in more youtubers if they want to keep up profits, since they're losing all that sweet tatinof merch table money.

editing to add that she tweeted this a few days ago:

[missemma]

Oops, I always forget that Thursday night = Phil's liveshow. I'm so used to them being on Sunday that I can't get into a routine.

I'll wait for someone to do timestamps before I decide to watch it or not!

[captainspacecoat]

The way he worded it though made me wonder if Hazel also went to Martyn's after they ate as it sounded to me like he was saying he joined them as in in him and Hazel. Maybe Hazel's going into the merch business with Martyn. Or she just went to hang with Phil. Or she wasn't there at all and I'm reading too much into the wording.

I haven't watched the liveshow yet, but I think you could be right. I follow Hazel on twitter and in the past week or so she's been talking about bringing out merch (pyjamas, specifically) and I wouldn't be at all surprised if Phil (or Martyn maybe) contacted her to ask her to join IRL, which may have been part of the reason they met for breakfast.

[sentinel]

Have there been any rumors about Phil and Hazel?

[rizzo]

The way he worded it though made me wonder if Hazel also went to Martyn's after they ate as it sounded to me like he was saying he joined them as in in him and Hazel. Maybe Hazel's going into the merch business with Martyn. Or she just went to hang with Phil. Or she wasn't there at all and I'm reading too much into the wording.

That's a pretty good theory, tbh. IRL Digital needs to fold in more youtubers if they want to keep up profits, since they're losing all that sweet tatinof merch table money.

editing to add that she tweeted this a few days ago:

Oh snap! Good catch! I'd love Hazel to work with them.

If that's the case, it convinces me even more that Phil's a bit more on the business end of things, if he's the one who goes out to lunch with the "client". (I mean, they're also friends, but you get my point.)

[malday]

But I feel like this will blow up living apart rumors again.

Tumblr is already freaking out

Have there been any rumors about Phil and Hazel?

I heard she likes to call Phil "babe"

[000dia000]

Have there been any rumors about Phil and Hazel?

Hazel has a boyfriend, Jack Howard (of Jack and Dean). I also think she's the "quality film-maker" type of person, Dan shades yet tries to appeal to, while Phil lives in ignorant bliss. They have overall very different work ethics, just as a basis, so no.

Hazel also made a tweet saying that phangirls were angry at her for calling Phil "babe". I was there, there were no tweets, or if there were, they were in a joking, not very serious manner. But Hazel has a habit of stirring up drama and arguments online for her own amusement. The phandom police went a bit haywire, not realizing that Hazel is basically a diva waiting to happen (if not already). That's remotely the only other drama related between the two of them, that I know of.

Though in the past, Phil had sent her a gift of marshmallows with pictures from her instagram. She was also their past "boss" for youtube, though I'm not certain of what that involves exactly, I think it was to do with video production (?)

EDIT:

But I feel like this will blow up living apart rumors again.

Tumblr is already freaking out

you're not serious, are you?
I hate people.

[JoeAverage]

Loved the liveshow today (normally I can't watch it but I'm so glad I kinda had the day off today), he was hyper and cute.

About the PhilxHazel thing:
I do think it is quite possible that the lunch was merch related, but even if it wasn't I just want to state that not only is Hazel dating Jack, but Phil would have never mentioned her by name if they were doing anything that he didn't want us to find out. Deppy in general are private people, specially Phil, so as much as it pains me to admit it, I do not think he is even mega close to Hazel, (at least hanging out wise, maybe they do text a lot who knows) because if they were he wouldn't have mentioned their lunch today, (he would have just said he went out with a friend like he does when talking about byrony and wirrow) this mostly felt like a: "see I do have other friends" or "I do go out without Dan sometimes" to prove he and Dan are not secretly conjoined twins, but this to me at least proves they kinda are, hence the need to say he went out with someone else on the liveshow.

Anyway I hope this hazel mention does not start stupid rumors that are just gonna make their "friendship" awkward.


Also: Phil was absolutely glowing, why is he this gorgeous?! God

[JoeAverage]

Ugghhh accidentally quoted myself instead of editing pls ignore.

[fancybum]

Dan and Misc Watch 2017
My Ideal Present... (Week 9)

Prompted Dan Mention

13:57 (chat) You and Dan saved my life I love you so much
"Oh thank you”

15:35 (chat) Dan? Does Dan suit brown?
“I think Dan would suit brown more than me."

37:20 "(chat) got Dan and Phil merch. Thank you. If you haven’t: danandphilshop.com is a good website to visit. I’m just saying.”
“Dana’s got the whole danandphilshop collection, thank you very much, Dana, I hope you like them. I still use the danandphilshop backpack"

Unprompted Dan Mention

boo

Neutral Dan Mention

09:05 “Yes, DanAndPhilGAMES is a thing, and we have a Nintendo Switch now”

13:15 [about bomb video] “There’s a bomb! I don’t know what’s happening, Dan’s typing a bunch of things”
“It’s also a bit of a co-operative game as well so it wasn’t a Dan vs Phil, which is a little bit refreshing."

23:50 “I went for lunch with Hazel/chewingsand [today]”
-wut
"I woke up craving sweet potato fries and was I was just like, ‘Hazel, we need to get sweet potato fries’"
-wut
“So, did that, had a catch up. And then we— Dan came over to sign some of the new merch."
-I’m kind of dying at how funny this sounds. Phil woke up with Hazel and they went for lunch, and then Dan came over later for business things. That could have happened, sure. Dan and Jack are just covers for the real love affair here. But it’s also kind of funny that Dan clearly skipped going to lunch with them? And then maybe they met up at the office (where Hazel may or may not have been also, showing off their new business place to friends/colleagues? courting her for a shop? she’s been talking about getting new merch recently… look out for hazelhayesshop.com in the near future? This little story has sent my mind in all directions apparently).

25:55 “Yeah, but that [cartridge licking video] trended so [people who don’t watch us were judgemental lol], I’m happy for them to see that, and if they don’t want to stay, they don’t have to stay."

Miscellaneous

2:30 - 6:15 Showing off presents for a sushi birthday dinner he’s going to this weekend. Who could it be......

-oh right, they only have 2 public friends. So Wirrow’s getting a nice little haul.

05:40 “Uranus is a blackberry”

10:05 “If it took me that long [to figure out the Switch controller], how long is it going to take a 6 year old child who is very lucky if they get a Nintendo switch ‘cause the best I got was a pound every two weeks off my grandma, but still."

12:23 “'Internet News’ said (chat). Yeah, should do it on here now it’s not happening anymore."


16:00 London talk. Loves living there.
"I’ve got a lot of friends in London as well, and my brothers here. So I wouldn’t wanna move ‘cause then I’d be away from my bro and my buds.”
-wouldn’t wanna move out of London, mentioned not a lot of other YTers live in London, was Brighton on his mind? Anyway, not interested in moving to Brighton confirmed. I read subtext.

18:08 (takes us/laptop to look at dogs on the tv, an owner pops up) "I don’t want him, I just want the dog. Sorry, mate."

19:00 (chat) I prefer cats to dogs
“That’s valid”
-thank you, dogs smell bad

20:55 "Play the advert game where you and your friend- or friends, if you’re lucky to have more than one- have to guess the product first, and you only get one guess”
21:48 “Some people are really fussy about people speaking during the commercials [at the cinema]"
-also probably don’t like people covering their ears and shrieking to avoid spoilers, but D&P don’t play by society’s rules

23:10 "[Firefly is] Buffy jokes in space, I’m loving that”

29:30 “Do they do Christmas hard on Christmas Island?"

30:45 “Tour made me want to drive around and see places”

31:50 “I’m thinking tomorrow, but if not tomorrow, then Saturday” to upload new AmazingPhil video

35:40 (chat) say hi to the conts and lisa
"have to say that carefully”
-Phil with the cunt jokes, finally

Phinal Tally: said ‘Dan’ 11 times

Dan and Phil Watch 2017 Week 9:
Dan mentioning Phil: 37/61 minutes = 0.61 per min.
Phil mentioning Dan: 11/41.5 minutes = 0.27 per min.

[SexyTrashCan]

Have there been any rumors about Phil and Hazel?

Please no

[alittledizzy]

Yeah, I'm definitely gonna say today's lunch was merch related.

[SquishPhan]

That was a really nice live show, I liked the mood Phil was in.

Yeah, I'm definitely gonna say today's lunch was merch related.

Yup definitely merch related.
And I'm with rizzo that this all convinces me even more that Phil is more on the business end of things.

[malday]

i don't think that's a recent follow, though, as in not today/this week-recent.

[SexyTrashCan]

Huh him mentioning twitter reminded me has it ever been brought up he has almost 200k more followers on twitter than subscribers?

[flarequake]

Yeah, I'm definitely gonna say today's lunch was merch related.

I just remember the "babe" blow-up on twitter that wasn't really a blow-up and then her parting shot of "phandom, you're all very small beans" and it sticks in my mind still, I cringed so hard. Damn, I don't waste energy actively disliking people (though I met an arrogant smarm today at work) or want to bandwagon on "we don't like Hazel", though I don't much and could pick that tweet apart like the best pedant with "you're all", "very" and the misuse of "small beans" compared to what we and Dan mean when we call Phil "smol bean". This was running through my head just this morning as something from yesterday was hanging over stressing my brain.

Anyway. Yes, merch, Hazel-pyjamas. Good choice, if I liked her I might even buy them (probs not, I liked Pewds well enough when he brought out cute Brofist pyjamas and I ignored them, or maybe it was the cost of postage that put me off). I'd buy Phil in pyjamas any day of the week, though I could never afford him. That side-shot of his butt being guarded by Han Solo and a Stormtrooper is one of my favourites ever.

[sentinel]

Have there been any rumors about Phil and Hazel?

Hazel has a boyfriend, Jack Howard (of Jack and Dean). I also think she's the "quality film-maker" type of person, Dan shades yet tries to appeal to, while Phil lives in ignorant bliss. They have overall very different work ethics, just as a basis, so no.

Hazel also made a tweet saying that phangirls were angry at her for calling Phil "babe". I was there, there were no tweets, or if there were, they were in a joking, not very serious manner. But Hazel has a habit of stirring up drama and arguments online for her own amusement. The phandom police went a bit haywire, not realizing that Hazel is basically a diva waiting to happen (if not already). That's remotely the only other drama related between the two of them, that I know of.

Though in the past, Phil had sent her a gift of marshmallows with pictures from her instagram. She was also their past "boss" for youtube, though I'm not certain of what that involves exactly, I think it was to do with video production (?)

That's what I was asking lol. I remember people being annoying about her calling Phil babe. She did break up with her long time bf and get with Jack in a very small amount of time so I was wondering if there way any time for Phazel to gain any substantial conspiracy traction hah

In other news I think she'd be far more likable if she got off that high horse she is sharing with Jack and if Dan realised the crowd she comes from is actually pretty meh.