Dan & Phil Part 40: We like the cock

[blackdenim]

Have there been any rumors about Phil and Hazel?

Hazel has a boyfriend, Jack Howard (of Jack and Dean). I also think she's the "quality film-maker" type of person, Dan shades yet tries to appeal to, while Phil lives in ignorant bliss. They have overall very different work ethics, just as a basis, so no.

Hazel also made a tweet saying that phangirls were angry at her for calling Phil "babe". I was there, there were no tweets, or if there were, they were in a joking, not very serious manner. But Hazel has a habit of stirring up drama and arguments online for her own amusement. The phandom police went a bit haywire, not realizing that Hazel is basically a diva waiting to happen (if not already). That's remotely the only other drama related between the two of them, that I know of.

Though in the past, Phil had sent her a gift of marshmallows with pictures from her instagram. She was also their past "boss" for youtube, though I'm not certain of what that involves exactly, I think it was to do with video production (?)

EDIT:

But I feel like this will blow up living apart rumors again.

Tumblr is already freaking out

you're not serious, are you?
I hate people.

She was basically the main point of contact for big YouTubers at YouTube/Google, so she would help up-and-comers with their channels and make sure top talent got everything they wanted/needed. So she would probably have had a lot to do with D&P as she was working there between 2011-2014, right when they were really growing. I think she organised events, etc. for big YTers too. I actually applied for her job when she left - although I didn't know it was her job at the time but when I started watching her and found out what she used to do and when she left it all added up. (I obviously didn't get the job - getting a job at Google is HARD, so I have a lot of respect for her even when she's a bit pretentious. She's clearly super smart and capable.)

[Diyes_Celine]

I thought I was going crazy coz I was smiling the whole ls. He was so lovely. The gifts he showed were very nice. Now I really want to be his friend. It's relatively easy to search their friend who will celebrate his bday. They really jspend most of their time with the same people. You just need to check Martyn/Cornelia, Bryony/Wirrow, PJ/Sophie (Pewds/Marzia) or Ian. The rest of their human interaction are busines related.

I loved how he just flat out said NO to Supernatural. Nothing against the show but I really just don't like when people force something to Deppy when they clearly don't like it *nail polish*.

Business minded Phil is one of my favorite side of him. Go expand the family business. He really treats youtube seriously. I like that about him coz I think this side of him kept him relevant even after 10yrs with Youtube.

living apart? If no one pointed out (sorry I can't remember who) that Phil's accountant document was filed incorrectly, I'll believe this.

[fancybum]

That's what I was asking lol. I remember people being annoying about her calling Phil babe. She did break up with her long time bf and get with Jack in a very small amount of time so I was wondering if there way any time for Phazel to gain any substantial conspiracy traction hah

In other news I think she'd be far more likable if she got off that high horse she is sharing with Jack and if Dan realised the crowd she comes from is actually pretty meh.

I think Dan does realize that though, aren't most of his mentions of the 'youtube filmmakers' and their ~standards~ said kind of sarcastically? I haven't got the sense that those are the people he necessarily wants to impress with his content since they do such different things. The only genuine thing I can think of are his nice words about Bertie at the boncas ('genuine' in terms of content, as people he seems to have no problem with them). But my memory is selectively terrible so I've probably forgotten everything relevant.

Anyway. Office! Expansion! That's exciting. What other YTers are they going to get in their business web.. they should snag Dodie on the off-chance she blows up with a legitimate music career and get a sweet cut of that twee merch.

[alittledizzy]

i don't think that's a recent follow, though, as in not today/this week-recent.

I took those screencaps a few minutes ago. I can't pinpoint the day but they did both follow her in their most recent few followings on twitter. If this is merch related, we wouldn't know exactly when they started talking about it so any time in the past few weeks seems likely.

[confusedpanda]

Hazel seriously just did it again with the whole trying to get attention from the phandom by being a massive sarcastic troll. the tweet she replied to asked if she was dating Phil. Oh boy.

Though it seems as though this time around it seems like people can see the sarcasm, or at least from what I can see in the replies

[flarequake]

Well, heck, maybe she is and he likes her cos he doesn't see the arrogance some of us do so much double-bluffing with this lot, we'll never know which way is up.

Also "Phazel" is a good ship name.

[malday]

Hazel seriously just did it again with the whole trying to get attention from the phandom by being a massive sarcastic troll. the tweet she replied to asked if she was dating Phil. Oh boy.

Though it seems as though this time around it seems like people can see the sarcasm, or at least from what I can see in the replies

I low key like it when people troll the phandom. i like it when bryony sarcastically responds to phans too.

[sweetmm]

Phil the businessman is confirmed somehow by this work lunch date. I would not be surprised if Phil is the one that aggressively markets the idea to his circle of youtube friends to use IRL as their merchandise shop. I believe he is nicknamed the brain for his personal capacity and not merely within the scope of

[SexyTrashCan]

Hazel seriously just did it again with the whole trying to get attention from the phandom by being a massive sarcastic troll. the tweet she replied to asked if she was dating Phil. Oh boy.

Though it seems as though this time around it seems like people can see the sarcasm, or at least from what I can see in the replies

Some people still seem to be taking this seriously. .
I agree with malday and love her fucking with the phandom though.


Also on another note, I checked tumblr and someone noticed a black rectangle covering...something in the background of the thumbnail for Phil's ls

[missemma]

Also on another note, I checked tumblr and someone noticed a black rectangle covering...something in the background of the thumbnail for Phil's ls

That black rectangle is the speaker from their surround sound set up for their TV. You can usually see the one on the opposite end of the sofa where Dan sits in photos.

For example you can see the other one in this photo behind Dan:

[confusedpanda]

Also on another note, I checked tumblr and someone noticed a black rectangle covering...something in the background of the thumbnail for Phil's ls

That black rectangle is the speaker from their surround sound set up for their TV. You can usually see the one on the opposite end of the sofa where Dan sits in photos.

For example you can see the other one in this photo behind Dan:

There's also another random photoshopped box in the bottom right. It's next to the speaker? I went back and tried to see what was there in the corner but he seems to be almost always blocking it?? It's really strange...

[malday]

Also on another note, I checked tumblr and someone noticed a black rectangle covering...something in the background of the thumbnail for Phil's ls

That black rectangle is the speaker from their surround sound set up for their TV. You can usually see the one on the opposite end of the sofa where Dan sits in photos.

For example you can see the other one in this photo behind Dan:

There's also another random photoshopped box in the bottom right. It's next to the speaker? I went back and tried to see what was there in the corner but he seems to be almost always blocking it?? It's really strange...

yeah and he shopped a square on his hoody(in the left side of the thumbnail) to throw people off maybe bad ps job:

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[bee]

Also on another note, I checked tumblr and someone noticed a black rectangle covering...something in the background of the thumbnail for Phil's ls

That black rectangle is the speaker from their surround sound set up for their TV. You can usually see the one on the opposite end of the sofa where Dan sits in photos.

For example you can see the other one in this photo behind Dan:

There's also another random photoshopped box in the bottom right. It's next to the speaker? I went back and tried to see what was there in the corner but he seems to be almost always blocking it?? It's really strange...

It's probably
1. new merch he doesn't want to spoil
or 2. Dan secretly lounging behind the couch with a glass of wine and a cigarette, french style
or 3. a miniature dog was there the whole time and he turned on the tv and was making cat noises to cover it up
or 4. another plant that died and the shame is too much to bear for him
or 5. tOP Secret Contractzzz with the British Royal family to adopt the corgies
or 5. it's on purpose just to shit with the phandom

oo or some kind of mirror butt. It's probably mirror butt. Or moving boxes you know.

[SexyTrashCan]

Also on another note, I checked tumblr and someone noticed a black rectangle covering...something in the background of the thumbnail for Phil's ls

That black rectangle is the speaker from their surround sound set up for their TV. You can usually see the one on the opposite end of the sofa where Dan sits in photos.

For example you can see the other one in this photo behind Dan:

There's also another random photoshopped box in the bottom right. It's next to the speaker? I went back and tried to see what was there in the corner but he seems to be almost always blocking it?? It's really strange...

It's probably
1. new merch he doesn't want to spoil
or 2. Dan secretly lounging behind the couch with a glass of wine and a cigarette, french style
or 3. a miniature dog was there the whole time and he turned on the tv and was making cat noises to cover it up
or 4. another plant that died and the shame is too much to bear for him
or 5. tOP Secret Contractzzz with the British Royal family to adopt the corgies
or 5. it's on purpose just to shit with the phandom

oo or some kind of mirror butt. It's probably mirror butt. Or moving boxes you know.

I'm a firm believer in option 2 and nothing can change my mind

[psychicmoth]

Also on another note, I checked tumblr and someone noticed a black rectangle covering...something in the background of the thumbnail for Phil's ls

That black rectangle is the speaker from their surround sound set up for their TV. You can usually see the one on the opposite end of the sofa where Dan sits in photos.

For example you can see the other one in this photo behind Dan:

There's also another random photoshopped box in the bottom right. It's next to the speaker? I went back and tried to see what was there in the corner but he seems to be almost always blocking it?? It's really strange...

It's probably
1. new merch he doesn't want to spoil
or 2. Dan secretly lounging behind the couch with a glass of wine and a cigarette, french style
or 3. a miniature dog was there the whole time and he turned on the tv and was making cat noises to cover it up
or 4. another plant that died and the shame is too much to bear for him
or 5. tOP Secret Contractzzz with the British Royal family to adopt the corgies
or 5. it's on purpose just to shit with the phandom

I think he just was trying to cover that white triangle on the background, which he probably made when he rotated his selfie. (But I like your corgi theory )

Edit. So probably this is the selfie its original angle.

Use it only for science.

[pastelspectre]

i have a question, pls dont get mad at me guys ;w; is it bad if i watch dan's ls but not phil's? i do look at the timestamps and mentions for phil's ls tho. i feel bad for watching one and not the other..

[SexyTrashCan]

i have a question, pls dont get mad at me guys ;w; is it bad if i watch dan's ls but not phil's? i do look at the timestamps and mentions for phil's ls tho. i feel bad for watching one and not the other..

Not at all. People are allowed personal preference

[lefthandedism]

i have a question, pls dont get mad at me guys ;w; is it bad if i watch dan's ls but not phil's? i do look at the timestamps and mentions for phil's ls tho. i feel bad for watching one and not the other..

Not at all. People are allowed personal preference

I don't usually watch Phil's either Life's too short to watch something if you don't want to. Doesn't mean you lose your trash cred

[uglyamerican]

Ugh, getting an office - a big step (in overhead.) Let's hope they were practical and sited it properly (i.e. cheap rent, near shippers and home - not in central London.)

lol. In that case hopefully not too close to home then

+1

[malday]

I think he just was trying to cover that white triangle on the background, which he probably made when he rotated his selfie. (But I like your corgi theory )

Edit. So probably this is the selfie its original angle.

Use it only for science.

Good catch!
that would explain why he did a similar covering on the left of the image too, but he did a better job of it:

[lost686girl]

i don't understand why they don't get a dog. like seriously guys. adopt. a. dog.

i know that they travel, but not any more than other youtubers who have dogs. and they are home like alllll the damn time. plenty of time for walkies.

come on guys! not sure what else could be stopping them unless they they are moving apart and don't want to get a dog together......

i may just want to see them cuddling a cute doge.

[captainspacecoat]

i don't understand why they don't get a dog. like seriously guys. adopt. a. dog.

i know that they travel, but not any more than other youtubers who have dogs. and they are home like alllll the damn time. plenty of time for walkies.

come on guys! not sure what else could be stopping them unless they they are moving apart and don't want to get a dog together......

i may just want to see them cuddling a cute doge.

For as long as they're still living in their current flat they can't get a dog, as they're renting and their landlord won't allow them to get a dog. That, plus they're just being responsible by not getting a dog until they're 100% sure they're capable of taking proper care of it. They do travel a lot for work, and owning a dog is a lot of work and a lot of commitment, and if they don't feel like it's the right time just yet then they're doing the right thing by waiting.

[AmbiguousHowell]

Dan and Phil's hair are getting so short now, Dan doesn't even have a fringe anymore, still looks amazing, i wonder if it will get shorter next year?

[confusedpanda]

I think he just was trying to cover that white triangle on the background, which he probably made when he rotated his selfie. (But I like your corgi theory )

Edit. So probably this is the selfie its original angle.

Use it only for science.

Good catch!
that would explain why he did a similar covering on the left of the image too, but he did a better job of it:

Yet another mystery debunked by people here on the forum!! seriously I didn't even notice the late little triangle there or that one part on his arm! It's amazing how many little details and aspects of a simple photo many of us ether can and can't see and try to figure out what it all means, I truly love it.

[swofro]

Nothing to add because I haven't watch the liveshow, just been reading here but

In the parallel universe where Phil is dating Hazel, Dan is dating Jack and all the slander about film makers are obviously secret banter with his secret boyfriend. I also kinda like that she tweets that. I think it's funny.

Secondly, I am here to affirm my stand on I hate Phil's shave side. Ugly.