~9:00 -
Phil: Ooh, an art gallery! We can go do the Art Gallery game! The Art Gallery game is - you go to an art gallery, and the first person to see a dog in a painting wins.
Dan: Didn't you win this because there was some, like, Picasso painting with a dog?
~9:50
Phil: It's always good to have a friend with you if you go on a boring parent day.
Dan: Otherwise it'll be like, "Mum, I don't want to look at the stupid
dog painting!"
Phil: You loved the dog painting!
Dan: It's a "fun" game that distracts from the appreciation.
Phil: No, that's what Picasso would've wanted.
Dan: Yeah, I'm
sure
(Please god someone give me a fic about these two playing this game, I'd cry.)
~10:00
Dan: This is definitely where we'd live. (in the city)
~10:30
Phil: Where would you want to live, if we could live here, Dan?
Dan: I mean, what was that dream fantasy penthouse?
~11:30
Dan: Handcuffs in front of the painting = "Dab is like oh my god it's making me think of how society is chaining us all to the preconceived notions of how we're supposed to live our lives..." Hmm.
~12:45
- Dan imagines the art gallery would be a good place for private gallery canoodling. Aka, art galleries are totes romantic.
~15:30
- Phil wanted to be 14, as then he would be allowed to go to Manchester by bus on his own. On his first trip to Manchester at 14, he buys a cardboard cutout of Sarah Michelle Gellar. Dan calls him iconic for buying a cutout of his waifu. Loads of scary kids were laughing at him, but he thought it was worth it. Dan supports him by telling him, "
I think it was worth it."
~17:10
Dan: "We had the authentic, home-grown wedding."
~17:30
Woo-hooing in the telescope. Phil rushes them: "quick quick quick quick! Come on, wrap it uP!" Dan says they should leave before they get arrested for woo-hooing in public.
~19:00
Dan mentions wanting to live in the city, again. Reminds me of Phil's psychology test, Phil's immediate response to what his dream house would be was at the top of a skyscraper ("a swanky penthouse with enough room for a dog to run around, looking at some city skyline") DnP want a swanky ass penthouse with a pupper, confirmed
~19:50
"Maybe when Dab is older... he'll move to the city. I don't know if this will be in 3 years on Dan and Phil Games, or just our headcanons... Dab buying the penthouse in the city."
~20:35
"I'm a little blue fish in the deep blue sea, will somebody help me?" A "Help! I'm a Fish" reference. "How do you even remember that?" (as if Phil isn't supposed to remember early 2000's movie references, lol Dan)