Dan & Phil Part 40: We like the cock

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JustMe wrote:My prediction for the video is something that happened at the family wedding that Phil went to a while ago. Dan wasn't there so it makes sense that he told him afterwards, and the props he was waiting for could be a veil/top hat or something like that :D I guess we'll see!
Do you really think Phil would talk about a private family wedding to millions of people? I think a lot of people would consider that a no-go, especially Phil "Privacy" Lester.

(Also I doubt the dove means anything beyond it just being a bird but I would like to point out the dove has an olive branch in it's mouth, which means it's a symbol of peace, not anything to do with a wedding, LOL)
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4:25 are you kidding me??????? smh
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iero wrote:
4:25 are you kidding me??????? smh
Really? He did this?
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iero wrote:
4:25 are you kidding me??????? smh
That is about the most offensive thing I have ever seen. Every possible flavor of offensiveness (including not even getting that "interrupted by fireworks" is the name of the song :facepalm: ).
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jesuisunèléve wrote:
iero wrote:
4:25 are you kidding me??????? smh
Really? He did this?
Can someone explain please, I can't be bothered to watch that video ,':\
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iero wrote:
4:25 are you kidding me??????? smh
i'm not really surprised, it was only a matter of time before this happened.
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malday wrote:
iero wrote:
4:25 are you kidding me??????? smh
i'm not really surprised, it was only a matter of time before this happened.
Yeah, but he could've done a truly thorough exposé and chose not to. Why? Was he trying to stay on their "good side"? Doesn't make any sense to me. What did he get out of that? A 7 year old could have put together better proof. That was truly shitty and offensive in every way, and I still don't understand the purpose.
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This video is absolutely fucking shameless and downright disrespectful. I made it to the 2009 tweets bit before backing the fuck out.
Fuck the fuck off Shane.
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nephilimcat wrote:
jesuisunèléve wrote:
iero wrote:
4:25 are you kidding me??????? smh
Really? He did this?
Can someone explain please, I can't be bothered to watch that video ,':\
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Philena wrote:
malday wrote:
iero wrote:
4:25 are you kidding me??????? smh
i'm not really surprised, it was only a matter of time before this happened.
Yeah, but he could've done a truly thorough exposé and chose not to. Why? Was he trying to stay on their "good side"? Doesn't make any sense to me. What did he get out of that? A 7 year old could have put together better proof. That was truly shitty and offensive in every way, and I still don't understand the purpose.
The purpose is views, what else could it be.
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Yikes...the cringe was strong here...I could barely watch that, and that's coming from someone who has been a fan of Shane for a looong time. (Making it really hard for me to mentally defend you there, buddy.)
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i find it very offensive even for shane. i expect him to come up with celeb conspiracies but not ones from fellow youtubers. he clearly searched through 'proof' and got the lightest ones to stay on their good side as Philena said. there's more convincing proof closer to the surface if you go looking for it, he dove deep and chose carefully. exposing 2009 tweets/formsprings to a large audience was so low and disrespectful.
and to top it off he ended with him saying he believes they're fucking with us aka queerbaiting. nice one
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I'm not even surprised about this, but it still annoyed me he did this. Also feel that if he is going there, then actually go there and put out proof and support for your theory, and don't half-arse it.

Definitely think Shane did it for the views.
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bee wrote:
nephilimcat wrote:
jesuisunèléve wrote:
iero wrote:
4:25 are you kidding me??????? smh
Really? He did this?
Can someone explain please, I can't be bothered to watch that video ,':\
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Transciript:
"What I personally think is that they are not in a relationship. I think they are fucking with us. I think that they are purposefully putting those things out there, putting out those tweets and making all the fans kind of speculate. They probably think it's funny, and because it's interesting - I'd be lying if I said I haven't, like, thought about them fucking. Because I have."

He cited the Uma Thurman tweet in the video. And how there is poster of Kill Bill in Phil's room. And one of Dan's old formspring answer in the video.

But claim they are baiting because it's funny.

#yikes :gg: :gg:
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malday wrote:
Philena wrote:
malday wrote:
iero wrote:
4:25 are you kidding me??????? smh
i'm not really surprised, it was only a matter of time before this happened.
Yeah, but he could've done a truly thorough exposé and chose not to. Why? Was he trying to stay on their "good side"? Doesn't make any sense to me. What did he get out of that? A 7 year old could have put together better proof. That was truly shitty and offensive in every way, and I still don't understand the purpose.
The purpose is views, what else could it be.
Yes, but even that could have been achieved in a better way! Know what I mean? It was all put together so carefully, yet the end result was so stupid.

For those who cannot be bothered to watch: Shane said there is a conspiracy that Dan and Phil are danandphil, provided a couple of old tweets (Uma Thurman and Interrupted by Fireworks), then showed a yt vid of someone showing deppy looking like they might possibly have been kissing during the Five Nights at Freddy's vid. Shane's conclusion: they're fucking with us. My conclusion: Shane is fucking with us.

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iero wrote:i find it very offensive even for shane. i expect him to come up with celeb conspiracies but not ones from fellow youtubers. he clearly searched through 'proof' and got the lightest ones to stay on their good side as Philena said. there's more convincing proof closer to the surface if you go looking for it, he dove deep and chose carefully. exposing 2009 tweets/formsprings to a large audience was so low and disrespectful.
and to top it off he ended with him saying he believes they're fucking with us aka queerbaiting. nice one
wow, that's gonna spread around pretty quickly. another 'theory'. im hoping that if d&p know about it or hear about it, they don't watch it because that's really gross. definitely done for the views, he knows that the phandom will be all over a mention of them. makes me feel so uncomfortable. :?
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Oh god I fucking hate Shane. (sorry) On a more positive note :D
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swofro wrote:
bee wrote:
nephilimcat wrote:
jesuisunèléve wrote:
iero wrote:
4:25 are you kidding me??????? smh
Really? He did this?
Can someone explain please, I can't be bothered to watch that video ,':\
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Transciript:
"What I personally think is that they are not in a relationship. I think they are fucking with us. I think that they are purposefully putting those things out there, putting out those tweets and making all the fans kind of speculate. They probably think it's funny, and because it's interesting - I'd be lying if I said I haven't, like, thought about them fucking. Because I have."

He cited the Uma Thurman tweet in the video. And how there is poster of Kill Bill in Phil's room. And one of Dan's old formspring answer in the video.

But claim they are baiting because it's funny.

#yikes :gg: :gg:
thanks for the transcript!

LAME.
Would have been better if he'd made some theory up himself. Or went full-out with the theories out there. Come on Shane, do it for the VIEwzzz

(For the record I very much dislike that he went there anyway)

Good timing Phil with a new video. Let's talk about that instead of lame Shane
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I really love this video so far haha. Thanks for the perfect timing Phil
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I enjoyed that vid, but it did make me a bit queasy.
Poor Phil though.
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I still love these style of videos so much .
Yeah poor Phil. I assume Dan being shook has to do with being shocked by the story as well
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Hi, first time poster here!
Has the conversation moved on already? lol
I just wanted to say that: Shane didn't even researched anything, everything was taken from Michelle Platti's video. I thought her video was such a mess, honestly that edit of them "kissing" cracks me up every time... but hearing everything again coming from Shane's mouth made everything 10 times worse. I know he isn't the most politically correct person on the Internet, but I thought he would be a bit more respectful to his peers.
But then again, he didn't make his research he doesn't know why showing a screeshot from a 2009 tweet may be wrong/disrespectful.
Good thing he made the "theory" seem so simple and underwhelming though
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agreed that this is great timing, it cheered me up
gross yet funny. cute vid!
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SexyTrashCan wrote:Oh god I fucking hate Shane. (sorry) On a more positive note :D
Aw, this was so cute! I actually expected it to be a bit more gross than it actually ended up being, which is a good thing! I missed his solo videos!
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That Shane thing is so disrespectful, but I am not even surprised. From what I've heard, he's disgusting like that. Thanks for transcribing it though! I am glad I didn't watch the video, but it probably doesn't make a difference because the Phandom will be all over it. I think Shane will only benefit from it. Unless he ever wants to be friends with Dan and Phil, I think he blew that chance for good. Not that he would have had much of a chance before.

On a more positive (well, not really) note: Phil's video. Damn, I was laughing so hard and felt so sorry for him at the same time. Jeez, I would have died I already imagined it would have something to do with vomiting when he mentioned that it would be gross, but him swallowing his own vomit - wow. And that was still the best thing he could have done. Well, actually the best thing would have been to never even lift the tire and just explain what he was there for from the beginning, but that's not how awkward people react to those things, I know that from experience.
I am so glad I am not very sensitive when it comes to those things. Unless you present actual vomit to me, I am fine.
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